NorthernJambo Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Any c**t that takes a dug on public transport (guide dogs excluded) needs a kick in the tadger. "Oh, he doesn't bite". Good for him, hope he likes soup. He still stinks of dug though, c**t. Scotrail are promoting #TakeYourDogToWorkDay which ultimately lead to dogs on trains. fucking c***s Dugs are c***s tae Scotrail are obviously trolling fucks. And I think we could be pals Busta. Dugs are not welcome on trains (again, except guide dugs). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 16 hours ago, sergie's no1 fan said: The c***s that put their bag on the seat when there are folk standing should be kicked in the pie. I'd be tempted to pick up the bag and chuck it down the aisle. Then when they go to retrieve it, that's two seats freed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 7 hours ago, Fide said: Trudeau must answer, imo. He has actually promised some money to improve the system, which is better than the last 40 years of governments on the topic of passenger trains 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Heavenly! Give me a train full of dogs (normally the case on the weekend last trains) over scumbags/fitba fans/buggie brigaders/drunks every day of the week. Absolutely this. Give me dogs over fucking arsehole humans any day of the week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: Absolutely this. Give me dogs over fucking arsehole humans any day of the week. You know that's illegal don't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 21 minutes ago, senorsoupe said: He has actually promised some money to improve the system, which is better than the last 40 years of governments on the topic of passenger trains It's aboot time, eh? My apologies for that blatant stereotype of the Canadian accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 You know that's illegal don't you? [emoji1]Touché 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 4 hours ago, Dons_1988 said: This exact thing happened to me a few weeks back. Kids watching peppa pig full blast on an iPad while the dad with his earphones in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I deal with folk who put their bags on seats by sitting on the bag and hoping it doesn't have eggs or broken glass or something nasty in it. If they object the reply is usually along the lines of "Did you pay for two seats? No? Well f*ck off". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Be funny if it was a bomb though, eh? Lol. I'd blame the curry I had last night in that case... euiooouggghhh.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) Had the pleasure of kicking an old c**t out of my first class seat on a train. He was affronted when he got booted out the carriage for fare dodging, muttering about respect or some pish. Also dugs on trains are great. Edited June 23, 2017 by Jim McLean's Ghost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: Scotrail are promoting #TakeYourDogToWorkDay which ultimately lead to dogs on trains. fucking c***s Have they sorted out their fucking abysmal app yet? Wish they'd focus on that instead of daft wee tweets to get some likes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, anotherchance said: The last train to Lanarkshire is especially hellish on Saturday nights around Christmas time. Fat middle aged disasters rubbing up against each other, screeching out Wizzard and Slade. I usually throw in a bit of Mud as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Great thread but why are you not listening to tunes? It mitigates 90% of the issues on here. Sitting in silence listening to the public is hell. Music is heaven. No brainer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 I don't mind dogs on trains. Just keep the thing away from me and it's cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcor Roar Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Its arseholes who blether loudly in the quiet carriage that annoy me. You've got 8 other carriages to talk shite and make a noise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 6 hours ago, Jim McLean's Ghost said: Had the pleasure of kicking an old c**t out of my first class seat on a train. He was affronted when he got booted out the carriage for fare dodging, muttering about respect or some pish. Did he play the "I fought a war for you!" card? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Great thread but why are you not listening to tunes? It mitigates 90% of the issues on here. Sitting in silence listening to the public is hell. Music is heaven. No brainer. My Father's Day present was a new pair of headphones to block out the scum. It's excellent. ETA the scum being those on public transport, not my kids (mostly) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 c***s on a train eh.... aye, proper edgy me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 The night The Rangers played Zenit St. Petersburg, i was getting a train from Larbert to Glasgow about 5pm. A group of 15/16 yr old guys/girls who were clad in Rangers strips began playing 'the Sash' from some portable speakers. After about 30 seconds I lost the rag and bellowed 'GET THAT FUCKING OFF' and received a fine reception from fellow passengers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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