Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Wish he'd bring back the free coffee for the over 50s the miserable c**t. Probably drunk them all himself, the miserable c***... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 How fucking fast was that train going? Fast as f**k. Just over 4 hours. Centre to centre without the hassle, expense and extra travelling time involved. Much better and more comfy than flying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Fast as f**k. Just over 4 hours. Centre to centre without the hassle, expense and extra travelling time involved. Much better and more comfy than flying. How long does the plane take you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 (edited) 14 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: How long does the plane take you? Add travel to the airport, security, minimum time for boarding and a bit of leeway in case of hold ups, about the same I would say. Someone was talking about flying to Birmingham from Glasgow a while back, that makes no sense at all. Edited October 8, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 How long does the plane take you? Central Glasgow to central London.....longer than four hours. Let the train take the strain as, I think, Sir Jimmy Saville once said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Central Glasgow to central London.....longer than four hours. Let the train take the strain as, I think, Sir Jimmy Saville once said. Old Jimmy had a few good sayings, Clunk Klick springs to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 1 hour ago, killiepiemuncher said: Old Jimmy had a few good sayings, Clunk Klick springs to mind. Clunk Klink every trip, or I'll f**k you in the morgue. I think would have been a far more effective and accurate saying. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 The c***s who get to the door early to get off the train. Then slowly walk down the stairs and along the street whilst on FB If you're in a rush, get off first. If you want to wander along texting, get off last. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I'm hardly ever on a train but use the Metro in Barcelona every year. The only thing that pisses me off is folk trying to get on the Metro before you get off. Act fucking civilised for f**k sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Weird one this morning - train I get to work from Kirkhill normally stops there for a few minutes before moving off...something to do with a train ahead of it on the line. Anyway, arrived on time...about 20 people waiting to get on, and the thing just sits there with the doors shut for like two minutes. I was up at the front carriage and eventually stuck my head through the driver's cabin window: "Err, any chance of you opening the doors, mate?" "Fuuuucckk... I thought I had...." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 59 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: I'm hardly ever on a train but use the Metro in Barcelona every year. The only thing that pisses me off is folk trying to get on the Metro before you get off. Act fucking civilised for f**k sake. Catalan rebels, imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 I'm hardly ever on a train but use the Metro in Barcelona every year. The only thing that pisses me off is folk trying to get on the Metro before you get off. Act fucking civilised for f**k sake. Same with Lifts. Fukin arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Hillonearth said: Weird one this morning - train I get to work from Kirkhill normally stops there for a few minutes before moving off...something to do with a train ahead of it on the line. Anyway, arrived on time...about 20 people waiting to get on, and the thing just sits there with the doors shut for like two minutes. I was up at the front carriage and eventually stuck my head through the driver's cabin window: "Err, any chance of you opening the doors, mate?" "Fuuuucckk... I thought I had...." 9:09 to Central? I did wonder what was taking so long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, trainspotter said: 9:09 to Central? I did wonder what was taking so long. The very one! Makes a change from the driver completely forgetting and leaving at 9.04 which still happens about once a fortnight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 The very one! Makes a change from the driver completely forgetting and leaving at 9.04 which still happens about once a fortnight. @chicken_wing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 @chicken_wing? Not my route thankfully! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 11, 2017 Author Share Posted October 11, 2017 The ones who barge into you to try and get on the train before you really are c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 21 hours ago, Scary Bear said: The ones who barge into you to try and get on the train before you really are c***s. I deliberately get in front of them and then let every other c**t on first, even if it inconveniences me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 (edited) I was on a train from Newark to Newcastle yesterday. There was an old dear sitting back to back with me in one of the seats for disabled folk who need a wheelchair. Because I'm an uncharitable sod, I thought she was a bit of a c**t when her phone rang and she yelled into it for about 10 minutes. It couldn't be helped though - she was just at that age. However, she did engage a lassie across the aisle in an interminable (well 30 minute) conversation which was ripping my knitting such was its mundane content. It wasn't until I got up to get off the train that I discovered that the other party, rather than sit in any one of a number of available seats, was lying flat out diagonally across the floor in front of the disabled seat. That's the sort of behaviour which is solely in the domain of the jakey on a hugely overcrowded train. At 5pm on an average Wednesday, you have to assume only a daft c**t would do that. Edited October 12, 2017 by HTG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Last Thursday on the way to Glasgow, 2 businessmen sitting in a table of 4 see a group get on, moved all their laptops etc. Onto the 2 spare so no one could sit next to them. They almost missed getting off at Stirling because of everyone standing around them unable to move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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