Hampden Diehard Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 This morning's c**t on a train is unfortunately on my train quite often. Dressed like a US survivalist...camouflage trousers and basball cap, long pony tail....he struts on like Rambo with his 70s heavy metal toones banging. Today he is even tougher, opening the window and taking off his jacket and jumper. Utter fanny. The only saving grace is that the diesel engine sometimes blocks out his shite music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 This morning's c**t on a train is unfortunately on my train quite often. Dressed like a US survivalist...camouflage trousers and basball cap, long pony tail....he struts on like Rambo with his 70s heavy metal toones banging. Today he is even tougher, opening the window and taking off his jacket and jumper. Utter fanny. The only saving grace is that the diesel engine sometimes blocks out his shite music. Is it a leather jacket? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Is it a leather jacket? Aye, but he’s sorry for the things he said about you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Is it a leather jacket? Can't remember! I hear him before he's even in the carriage and tend to keep my head down and not catch his eye. I'm afraid that I 'll end up being the c**t that got his c**t kicked in by the c**t on the train. He has red headphones which are really speakers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I think Virgin Trains east coast have cracked it. Clean carriages and plenty of sockets for phone charging etc. It also seemed to attract a more upmarket clientele. Changing at Edinburgh for Inverness and the resultant smells, colours and jakeballs that Scotrail is renowned for came out in force. One woman sat and drank vodka out of a glass Barr's pineappleade bottle before ranting at the conductor about not being able to sit in first class. Also, dogs. Why would you take a dog on a 3 hour train journey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 I think Virgin Trains east coast have cracked it. Clean carriages and plenty of sockets for phone charging etc. It also seemed to attract a more upmarket clientele. Changing at Edinburgh for Inverness and the resultant smells, colours and jakeballs that Scotrail is renowned for came out in force. One woman sat and drank vodka out of a glass Barr's pineappleade bottle before ranting at the conductor about not being able to sit in first class. Also, dogs. Why would you take a dog on a 3 hour train journey? Virgin definitely much better, and I’ve a theory for why. The Aberdeen to Edinburgh, and vice versa, trains from Virgin are direct. The Scottish ones stop at Dundee.I think you understand my point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 50 minutes ago, WeAreElgin said: Also, dogs. Why would you take a dog on a 3 hour train journey? Because you're not allowed to tie its lead to the buffers and have it run along behind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Virgin definitely much better, and I’ve a theory for why. The Aberdeen to Edinburgh, and vice versa, trains from Virgin are direct. The Scottish ones stop at Dundee.I think you understand my point. True, the one that goes as far as Inverness doesn't bother stopping in Fife at all. A real selling point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 True, the one that goes as far as Inverness doesn't bother stopping in Fife at all. A real selling point. Just when I thought we were getting on. Think a fall out is coming. Dundee is pish. Fife is great. There’s a thread dedicated to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Just when I thought we were getting on. Think a fall out is coming. Dundee is pish. Fife is great. There’s a thread dedicated to it. Explain Kirkcaldy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Explain Kirkcaldy. Windy. It does strange things to people living in what is effectively a wind tunnel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Virgin definitely much better, and I’ve a theory for why. The Aberdeen to Edinburgh, and vice versa, trains from Virgin are direct. The Scottish ones stop at Dundee.I think you understand my point. Virgin from Glasgow to that there London was a treat. Certainly beats the plane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 I have nightmares about being poor and having to travel by train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 7, 2017 Author Share Posted October 7, 2017 I have nightmares about being poor and having to travel by train. It'll soon be time for those three ghosts to visit you again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: It'll soon be time for those three ghosts to visit you again. Don't think that's how it works. It's one at a time, not three again. Anyway I hope they have personal transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I have nightmares about being poor and having to travel by train. Not as big a nightmare as the rest of us about having to share a carriage with you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Not as big a nightmare as the rest of us about having to share a carriage with you. I would serve you right for sneaking into the first class carriage with a second class ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I would serve you right for sneaking into the first class carriage with a second class ticket. So you're going to be pushing the trolley around? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 So you're going to be pushing the trolley around? Wish he'd bring back the free coffee for the over 50s the miserable c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Virgin from Glasgow to that there London was a treat. Certainly beats the plane. How fucking fast was that train going? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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