Sergeant Wilson Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 32 minutes ago, The Golden God said: What a cuuuuunt Anna Windass doesn't look too impressed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Was on the train from Dundee to Aberdeen on Sunday, the train arrives 24 minutes late as there had been trespassers on the line of the six-fingered variety. Anyway, the train was due to stop at the Ferry, Carnoustie, Arbroath, Montrose and Stonehaven before going to Aberdeen. Anyway, to make up for the lost time, the driver says on the tannoy that the train will not be making any stops, so get off unless you're heading to Aberdeen. The Guard then goes through each of the five carriages to say the same in person to make sure that everyone got the message. Loads of folk get off the train and it seems all well and good, until we get to Arbroath. The train slows to 15mph as it goes past the station and a man wearing dicky headphones who had got on at Dundee says to the guard, "How's the train no stopping here?!" and the Guard just looks at him and explains the situation. What an absolute fud. The man is told to stay on the train, as it heads back past Arbroath as the train is enroute to Newcastle after it reaches it's terminus. Half an hour later, the bloke sitting next to me wakes up, and I tell him that the trains only going to Aberdeen. I didn't wake him earlier as it says on his ticket that he's going from Edinburgh to the Granite city. The guard comes up and tells him the exact same thing, although he was Stonehaven-bound so it only added another 30 minutes or so on his journey. Utter fuds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpar Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Got to St George station this morning just before 8.30, where most people change from the East-West line to the North-South line, a southbound train came and it was already busy, there were c**nts cramming themselves on to the train making it look uncomfortable for everyone on the train. I decided to wait for the next train, which came less than a minute later and as often happens during peak times was an empty train sent to relief the overcrowding, I had two seats to myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ^^^^^^^Smug c**t on a train. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Before I drove we used to get the train to band practice...so I'd have my cymbals and stick bag and the guitarist would have his guitar bag....almost every single time we'd get wee arseholes giving it "Gies a choon" or "gies a shot" or worst of all...."dae ye ken wonderwall?" ^^^^^^Members of Blur found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 ^^^^^^ Blurred memories found... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Does Glasgow subway count as a train? If so most nights of the week it's full of groups doing the "subcrawl" c**t city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Romeo said: c**t city. Pretty sure that's Edinburgh. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Don't know if this is the right thread, but are they ever going to get to expanding the Subway with another loop. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Don't know if this is the right thread, but are they ever going to get to expanding the Subway with another loop. sandwich thread for this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 some bint has spent 45 mins loudly bending her companion's ear about how harshly treated she was by another team at work, while spouting management gibberish.To make matters worse she is a boot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 3 hours ago, Romeo said: Does Glasgow subway count as a train? If so most nights of the week it's full of groups doing the "subcrawl" c**t city. Maybe one day you'll have enough pals to do a subcrawl, m9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, coprolite said: some bint has spent 45 mins loudly bending her companion's ear about how harshly treated she was by another team at work, while spouting management gibberish. To make matters worse she is a boot. Widnae^^^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Couldn't read my book this morning due to two guys talking Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, banana said: Couldn't read my book this morning due to two guys talking Arseholes. Are you one of those people who can't read unless they read the words out loud? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 On 05/12/2017 at 00:48, Marr1 said: Was on the train from Dundee to Aberdeen on Sunday, the train arrives 24 minutes late as there had been trespassers on the line of the six-fingered variety. When did that train start going via Ayrshire? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 38 minutes ago, banana said: Couldn't colour in my book this morning due to two guys talking Arseholes. FTFY 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 1 hour ago, banana said: Couldn't read my book this morning due to two guys talking Arseholes. Couldn't chat to my friend this morning due to a guy with a book, listening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Are you one of those people who can't read unless they read the words out loud? https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/?ie=UTF8&keywords=adults+colouring+book 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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