MEADOWXI Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Busking en mi tren como siempre lo hago. Entonces, esta ruda persona escocesa me insulta. Glad I had Sterling in my jacket pocket.Hope you found the 20p piece I dropped in your cup a useful addition to your earnings -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 On train from Malgrat de Mar to Barcelona for flight homeCurrently a busker on train is playing a fucking accordion......Just get to f**k. Captain Hook had the right idea. #BeMoreHook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 The wife opposite me has 'keypad tones' on. I can hear them over the podcast I'm listening too. Keypad tones? It's 2017! Grow up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Aw FFS. A new wife has come and sat at the table I was occupying (alone). She's interrupted my listening to tell her the seat beside me is actually hers but she's okay where she is but if someone comes she'll need her seat (and me to move my cans). There's plenty of seats on the train. She's a bit of a wid so I won't kick her in the pie yet but she's a front runner so far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Rules mate. Completely agree. iPhone app won't let me upload pics. I did register this issue on the support thread. Doesn't seem to have been resolved. Div has fucked it for you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 You.....FuckingLIIIIIAAAAAAARRRRRR It's get to 95% then says there's been an issue. I'd post a photo.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: It's get to 95% then says there's been an issue. I'd post a photo.... Under table shot would be safest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 Under table shot would be safest. I've loads of photos, just won't load up mate...honest... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 There is a full size dog poo outside the ticket office for Central Low Level.What sort of person lets their dug do that kind of thing inside? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 ^^^^Scotrail train driver IMO That's why it's late all the time. Need to stop for a pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Could you not just slow down a bit and do it out the window? 'Elf and bluddy safety mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 'Elf and bluddy safety mate. That's why you should always carry a spare bottle in your kit bag ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Train driver's cider. We brew it n bottle it for the p-way guys to drink on the weekend ballasts. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I'm stuck beside a group of female student non-wid Maccams with no hope of them alighting before me; an inescapable world of extra annoying Sarah Millicans where you're tempted to buy an overpriced cup of tea just to ram the shitey plastic stirrer through your ear drums.#prayforhedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 I'm stuck beside a group of female student non-wid Maccams with no hope of them alighting before me; an inescapable world of extra annoying Sarah Millicans where you're tempted to buy an overpriced cup of tea just to ram the shitey plastic stirrer through your ear drums.#prayforhedgecutter The only thing you can do is get shit faced on overpriced beer, smash the Granny out of the whomever becomes the least attractive then get a mushroom supper later. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 The only thing you can do is get shit faced on overpriced beer, smash the Granny out of the whomever becomes the least attractive then get a mushroom supper later. Two of those options sound very appealing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: I'm stuck beside a group of female student non-wid Maccams with no hope of them alighting before me; an inescapable world of extra annoying Sarah Millicans where you're tempted to buy an overpriced cup of tea just to ram the shitey plastic stirrer through your ear drums. #prayforhedgecutter Did you miss the bus? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 I'm traveling to Darlington tomorrow morning. Almost 7 hours of being a laptop c**t on a train. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Laptop c***s are fine if they're on silent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 On 22/09/2017 at 15:23, JamesP_81 said: That's why you should always carry a spare bottle in your kit bag ! I always make sure I carry an empty lucozade or oasis bottle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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