whiskychimp Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Was on the train home from work. Its full but not rammed. There's a woman leaning against the empty luggage rack. Some guy in his late 50's asks her to move because he wants to sit in the rack. After checking that was what he wanted, she moved and stood in the middle of the aisle. Am I wrong in thinking the correct response is "no, I'm occupying this spot and its not a seat" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2017 Share Posted September 13, 2017 Was on the train home from work. Its full but not rammed. There's a woman leaning against the empty luggage rack. Some guy in his late 50's asks her to move because he wants to sit in the rack. After checking that was what he wanted, she moved and stood in the middle of the aisle. Am I wrong in thinking the correct response is "no, I'm occupying this spot and its not a seat" It depends how knackered he was. If he wasn't at death's door she should have told him to gtf. P.S. What's the equivalent of a kick in the pie for a male? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 A kick in the sausage roll? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 5 hours ago, welshbairn said: It depends how knackered he was. If he wasn't at death's door she should have told him to gtf. P.S. What's the equivalent of a kick in the pie for a male? Yeah. He was fit enough to loup up onto the luggage rack. He should have been told to do one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm on the London Kings Cross train headed for York, due in York at 1028 for a meeting at 1100We've lost power and have been sitting outside Motherwell for 20 odd minutes and just been told we're waiting for the oil coolers to cool down and it'll take another 10 minutes or soLooking like I'll be a c**t getting off a train at Motherwell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Sitting in the luggage rack is for children, she should have told him to act his fucking age. I regularly see adults sitting in the luggage rack on trains. Seems to be becoming acceptable practice on busy trains with a lack of luggage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I'm on the London Kings Cross train headed for York, due in York at 1028 for a meeting at 1100We've lost power and have been sitting outside Motherwell for 20 odd minutes and just been told we're waiting for the oil coolers to cool down and it'll take another 10 minutes or soLooking like I'll be a c**t getting off a train at Motherwell Last November I had to get a train to York for a meeting. It was roasting hot in the carriages. At Newcastle the train staff decided enough was enough, announced that the train had a fault and the train was terminating there. God obviously doesn't want people to attend meetings in York. It's the only reason I can think of for this to happen to us both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 FFS, I don't think you need to be on speaker when you're phoning to wake up and tell your wean to brush his teeth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 20 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: I regularly see adults sitting in the luggage rack on trains. Seems to be becoming acceptable practice on busy trains with a lack of luggage. Luggage is usually on the window seats. #circlecomplete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonsrock Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 I was daft enough to stay on to Edinburgh hoping we'd maybe pick up time. Train left Waverley 58 minutes lateI'm now on the Waverley- Queen St just left 6 minutes lateHave my jacket and laptop on the seat beside me, c**t that I am 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: I regularly see adults sitting in the luggage rack on trains. Seems to be becoming acceptable practice on busy trains with a lack of luggage. I have to admit that when this topic first started I thought the OP was talking about the overhead luggage rack. Then sanity returned and I realised he meant the one at the end of the carriage. Then again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 I have to admit that when this topic first started I thought the OP was talking about the overhead luggage rack. Then sanity returned and I realised he meant the one at the end of the carriage. Then again... Yeh, not the overhead luggage rack. That would take a bit of athleticism that most passengers aren't capable of. Kudos to the person in the photo. Wouldn't fancy sitting in the seats below.Fairly cuntish behaviour in my book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 14, 2017 Author Share Posted September 14, 2017 Looking at that fellows attire, maybe he's the guard on a Virgin train.Has someone snapped at the poor level of service, beaten him to death and stowed him in the overhead luggage rack? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 The train was overcrowded because the rugby World Cup was on. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/man-climbs-into-train-luggage-rack-amid-rugby-world-cup-overcrowding-a2952411.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, GordonD said: The train was overcrowded because the rugby World Cup was on. https://www.standard.co.uk/news/transport/man-climbs-into-train-luggage-rack-amid-rugby-world-cup-overcrowding-a2952411.html If rugby fans were involved, he was probably put up there by some bearded fuckwits as part of a hilarious jape. Probably because they'd got fed up of drinking each others' piss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 16, 2017 Share Posted September 16, 2017 Looks like I'm today's c**t [emoji38] 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just spent a train journey through the south side of Glasgow in a carriage that featured a gaggle of young lassies at that stage where they seem to lose the power of normal speech and resort to communicating by screeching at earwax-melting pitch and volume punctuated by Hammer Horror screams in the event of anything out of the ordinary occurring. Like getting a fucking text apparently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just spent a train journey through the south side of Glasgow in a carriage that featured a gaggle of young lassies at that stage where they seem to lose the power of normal speech and resort to communicating by screeching at earwax-melting pitch and volume punctuated by Hammer Horror screams in the event of anything out of the ordinary occurring. Like getting a fucking text apparently. It will be a watsap these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 29 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: It will be a watsap these days. No, this was definitely a text. From Jason. As in: (First wee bint): "OHMYGODIJUSTGOTATEXTFROMJASON!!!!" (All): " AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Surprised you never heard it yourself if you're only in the West End. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 17, 2017 Share Posted September 17, 2017 On 16/09/2017 at 17:14, 19QOS19 said: Looks like I'm today's c**t Hope they had to go through a barrier when they left the train. Did you make them buy a ticket you fascist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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