Venti Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 59 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Got f**k all* *I've no kids. Sent my old man a card, it'll be late. Maybe if you were considerate to others you might get your hole. Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Maybe if you were considerate to others you might get your hole. Just a thought. Sounds like more effort than it's worth tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Sounds like more effort than it's worth tbh It is... getting your hole is great but once it moves on to relationships, moving in, kids, having the face chewed off you for going to the match and/or the pub, getting dragged round fucking shops etc it all becomes futile and instantly regrettable. Porn on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, Flybhoy said: It is... getting your hole is great but once it moves on to relationships, moving in, kids, having the face chewed off you for going to the match and/or the pub, getting dragged round fucking shops etc it all becomes futile and instantly regrettable. Porn on the other hand... Reminds me of that classic joke; Jeremy Beadle had a small cock but on the other hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: How was the T Shirt? Is there literally anything Ra Sellick shop don't sell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Happy Fathers Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 44 minutes ago, Co.Down Hibee said: Is there literally anything Ra Sellick shop don't sell? Rangers scarves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 59 minutes ago, Co.Down Hibee said: Is there literally anything Ra Sellick shop don't sell? This is not a big seller, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Happy Fathers Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Got the usual stuff from the bairns, chocolate, cards etc. I got my auld man the new george best dvd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The gift of being childless, possibly the best gift there is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 The gift of being childless, possibly the best gift there is. Jaffa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 KIDS: Give your father the best Father's Day present he could ask for by fucking the f**k off for ten hours with your mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 12 minutes ago, itzdrk said: The gift of being childless, possibly the best gift there is. Your ugly puss also helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Your ugly puss also helps. I think he likes me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 29 minutes ago, Gaz said: KIDS: Give your father the best Father's Day present he could ask for by fucking the f**k off for ten hours with your mum. Cynical. I took my three 'up London' last night then cooked kedgree for an early lunch before they fucked off back to their maw's. Happy daze. Kids are brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, The_Kincardine said: Cynical. I took my three 'up London' last night then cooked kedgree for an early lunch before they fucked off back to their maw's. Happy daze. Kids are brilliant. I love my kids to bits. But by f**k they're hard going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, Gaz said: I love my kids to bits. But by f**k they're hard going. Then get divorced. You know when their maw says something like, "You only like your faither because he doesn't nag"? This can be true every day of the week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 8 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Then get divorced. You know when their maw says something like, "You only like your faither because he doesn't nag"? This can be true every day of the week. Tempted. But my wife's good in the sack, so she gets a pass for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginge123 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 It's my first father's day and it was class.I ended up with matching dad and daughter t-shirts, which we wore until she bottled it and spewed down herself so she had to be changed, and tickets to see Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit in October which will be magic because her mum and I get to leave her with her granny and granda for a night and try and remember what a full night's sleep felt like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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