grumswall Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Nice touch from the Mrs today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, grumswall said: Nice touch from the Mrs today. Pish. That's as bad as the single mums and people with animals wishing themselves well on Father's Day. Boot her in the pie. And boot yourself too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I would normally tend to agree with you mark but having lost a child a few months before we got pregnant again I was quite happy with it in all honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Co.Down Hibee said: Chocolates are half eaten (by them I may add),so no can do. Well, get half a bottle of Smithwicks, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Daughter also taught me how to do headstands today. Not sure it will be of much use to me but what the hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 44 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Well done Mark. Does the matter what people do or write on fathers day ? Do you really give that much of a shit to moan about it ? Pish Aye, I'm sure you've never put your foot in it making a joke. 1 hour ago, grumswall said: I would normally tend to agree with you mark but having lost a child a few months before we got pregnant again I was quite happy with it in all honesty. All the best to you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I haven't taken any offence to anything here guys. I'm not a very prominent poster so wouldn't expect mark to have seen my previous posts g man. I appreciate the support from yourself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Daughter also taught me how to do headstands today. Not sure it will be of much use to me but what the hell. Could be handy for looking under the cubicle doors in the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, grumswall said: I haven't taken any offence to anything here guys. I'm not a very prominent poster so wouldn't expect mark to have seen my previous posts g man. I appreciate the support from yourself though. I'm fed up with you already, either pish or get off the pot. This wean next door is taking the dan out you and they're all laughing at you. Time to go Philpott on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Still chuckling away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Pints with my Dad then fixing his laptop. No danger I'm going to enter "Po..." into the URL bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grumswall Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I'm fed up with you already, either pish or get off the pot. This wean next door is taking the dan out you and they're all laughing at you. Time to go Philpott on them. Iv been here a while just don't post much sarge. They are 100% taking the dan out of me. Tricky situation though. Managed to get them doing some weeding for me today through manipulation rather than going Philpott on them. Brain over brawn for now. Brawn if it comes to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Flybhoy said: Did the P&B daddies get anything interesting straying from the standard socks, aftershave, giant Dairy Milk etc...?? My offspring went that extra mile and made cakes, nice attention to detail in the colour of the cupcake holders How was the T Shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: How was the T Shirt? Thats not bad actually. What did you get, a case of Special Brew and a litre of Frosty Jacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Got my dad a polo top. Neglected to mention it was in the sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Got f**k all**I've no kids. Sent my old man a card, it'll be late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 I got a couple of cards from the boys, the wife doesn't buy into the corporate shite (although Im sure she does on Mothers day!), so it has been an afternoon of laminating and plastering for me. One did score for his team earlier and said "Thats for fathers day" That will do son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Could be handy for looking under the cubicle doors in the ladies. Nice one. Contender for 2017's most P&B reply! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Daughter also taught me how to do headstands today. Not sure it will be of much use to me but what the hell. At least it'll keep yer shitey loafers clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Daughter also taught me how to do headstands today. Not sure it will be of much use to me but what the hell. On 16 June 2017 at 19:01, JustOneCornetto said: A man dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him, shows him 3 doors and says 'You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want' The man opens the first door and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally he opens the third door and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in shit. 'Hmm, that looks bad but it looks better than the other two, so I'll take Room 3 please' he says to Satan. Satan smiles and shows him in. Ten minutes later Satan walks back in to the room and shouts 'Alright coffee break's over, everyone back on your heads' Your bairn kens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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