throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 That question stemmed from a discussion at work where my mate said he'd just tell his manager the truth. He was widely ridiculed for it. But it's not a moral dilemma it's more a case of would you rather. The first two are thought provoking questions without a right or wrong answer but there's no moral question about shitting yourself at work. Unless you slink off home and claim you did a full days work. The guy im working for just now would be most understanding if I shat myself at work, he is the sort of guy who has been there done that and this sort of thing wouldn't surprise him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 But it's not a moral dilemma it's more a case of would you rather. The first two are thought provoking questions without a right or wrong answer but there's no moral question about shitting yourself at work. Unless you slink off home and claim you did a full days work. The guy im working for just now would be most understanding if I shat myself at work, he is the sort of guy who has been there done that and this sort of thing wouldn't surprise him. And as I said at the time, that question was only included to lighten it up a bit. Something you should do, it's not that important in the grand scheme of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 And as I said at the time, that question was only included to lighten it up a bit. Something you should do, it's not that important in the grand scheme of things. I don't need to lighten up as it's an interesting topic of conversation it just seems out of place from your list of hypothetical situations. It would be horrible having to show up at work the next day after the entire office knows you shat yourself I would imagine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I don't need to lighten up as it's an interesting topic of conversation it just seems out of place from your list of hypothetical situations. It would be horrible having to show up at work the next day after the entire office knows you shat yourself I would imagine! Yeah, you "imagine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: The guy im working for just now would be most understanding if I shat myself at work, he is the sort of guy who has been there done that and this sort of thing wouldn't surprise him. He's probably expecting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 He's probably expecting it. I don't think I've ever met anyone who has given off the impression that they would be the sort of person who would shit themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, throbber said: I don't think I've ever met anyone who has given off the impression that they would be the sort of person who would shit themselves. I'm a bit more pessimistic than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 32 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'm a bit more pessimistic than you. And more incontinent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Just now, The DA said: And more incontinent? Not since I got my catheter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Not since I got my catheter. You're not having much luck in the surgical appliances sphere, are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, The DA said: You're not having much luck in the surgical appliances sphere, are you? I have a very authentic wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I have a very authentic wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NorthernJambo Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 Can someone ask Dougie Imrie what he done when he shat himself in high school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1. Tattoo a star of David on his forehead. Let's see him get into power on his manifesto then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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