Jacksgranda Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Dee Man said: That's fucking minging. Get her binned. In the bin or against the wall? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 It's safe to say after reading this, some of the people on here are married to complete tramps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 It's safe to say after reading this, some of the people on here are married to complete tramps. What do you mean "some people"?[emoji48] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I can have a whole supermarket shop done in 30 mins. With her it takes about 2 hours. Fruit squeezing is bad enough but she squeezes potatoes. Grrrrr My shopping cost about £60. Hers is double and she can't understand why. Let's go through this AGAIN. My loose, unprepared sprouts are £2.20 a kilo. Your bagged, prepared sprouts are £5.50 a kilo. Do you understand now or shall we go through this AGAIN in a fortnight 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Which packet of bacon should we get? Dont give a f**k, both use bys and prices are the same. Its the same product. Aye well these ones look nicer... f**k off ^^^ this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I would input into this thread, however she reads P&B and was once a member. How infuriating! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Revealing embarrassing things about you publicly, but having absolutely no sense of humour when the favour is returned. "Oh, don't look in that drawer, everyone - that's where Dave keeps his lesbian porn stash! Ahahahahaha!" "Don't panic - I keep the stuff you're in somewhere else" *glower* (purely an example) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 1 hour ago, whiskychimp said: I can have a whole supermarket shop done in 30 mins. With her it takes about 2 hours. Fruit squeezing is bad enough but she squeezes potatoes. Grrrrr My shopping cost about £60. Hers is double and she can't understand why. Let's go through this AGAIN. My loose, unprepared sprouts are £2.20 a kilo. Your bagged, prepared sprouts are £5.50 a kilo. Do you understand now or shall we go through this AGAIN in a fortnight This is the type of shit you see on those shows where they try and get folk to spend less on shopping. Pre cut stuff is for lazy b*****ds. A loose onion costs about 19p. A bag of cut onions costs about £1. You can buy an entire bag of carrots for 45p or a bag of pre cut ones, which is about 1 and a half carrots at most, for about £1. And so on. So it's pretty much a tax on laziness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Sat there having a mining expedition right up her nostril for a good few minutes right in front off me. She eventually hit the mother-load and pulled out a biggy, stared at it from all angles, then asked me does this look healthy ffs and then rolled it up and flicked it towards the bin, she missed it and it stuck to the wall and said I'll clean it up at the commercial break. Yeuck. Still trying too hard mate. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 We bought a bottle of wine tonight for tea, admittedly I'm not a big wine fan, but I enjoyed this stuff so I poured a second glass. She's fallen out with me for not letting her have a 3rd glass instead. Sack this I'm going to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Shoes left in every room. Just inside the fucking door so you're tripping over them. Laziness, utter laziness. Do you still have an utterly loveless marriage or have things perked up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 If anything, thinks have perked down, throbber.At least I had a day to myself today which was bliss. Maybe you should have an affair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: Maybe you should have an affair. You aren't getting rid of her that easily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Let's not be too hasty here, Dave. I never had you pegged for a fan of the larger ladies. Can I interest you in a two-for-one deal? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 This thread continues to confuse me mightily. It's my general impression from the hetero couples I know that the males are less competent, less helpful and lazier than their partners. So it seems that there's possibly some selection bias going on here. Perhaps in the selection of whose misdeeds have been more annoying to the poster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I would input into this thread, however she reads P&B and was once a member. How infuriating! Just commenting might be enough, thoughts and prayers mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 1, 2017 Author Share Posted July 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I'll have to check the structural capacity of my floors before I make an offer. If only I could find a recently graduated civil engineer who could do a bit of structural analysis. I could recommend you one but unfortunately the guy I know is too busy dodging stones to help you out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Can we open a book to see which poster here will kill their other half first? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Can we open a book to see which poster here will kill their other half first? I hope you're taking Strangers on a Train scenarios into account. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 Can we open a book to see which poster here will kill their other half first? I'll take Waffenthinmint with Philpy @ E/W Cheers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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