coprolite Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Her: “So When are you moving in?” Me: “I think it’s a bit soon to be discussing moving in together, don’t want to rush it either. I feel we should talk about it within the next 6 months.” Her: “aw it’s Just I’ve been looking at bigger flats and joint bank accounts and I can learn to drive your car..” Every. Fucking. Night. Succubus. Get out while you still can. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 How long have you been together? Is she meaning a joint savings account? I have a joint savings account and a joint account our bills come out of. After that what's left of our money is our own. I don't think I could be hattered with one joint account. Just under 2 years. I just think she’s trying to rush us as her best pal is engaged and living with someone and keeps passing comment we should be. One big difference is her pal has been seeing her partner for 5 years. I just don’t want to jump in and f**k it all up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 16 minutes ago, mizfit said: Just under 2 years. I just think she’s trying to rush us as her best pal is engaged and living with someone and keeps passing comment we should be. One big difference is her pal has been seeing her partner for 5 years. I just don’t want to jump in and f**k it all up. My old man gave in to my mother's demands for a joint account last year, a month after their 40th wedding anniversary. This is the approach you should take. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 1 hour ago, mizfit said: Just under 2 years. I just think she’s trying to rush us as her best pal is engaged and living with someone and keeps passing comment we should be. One big difference is her pal has been seeing her partner for 5 years. I just don’t want to jump in and f**k it all up. I’m presuming you’ve met her mother ? Is she sound, sane ? There’s a high probability that’s what she’ll turn out like. Mother in law ok, get her moved in 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 hours ago, mizfit said: Just under 2 years. I just think she’s trying to rush us as her best pal is engaged and living with someone and keeps passing comment we should be. One big difference is her pal has been seeing her partner for 5 years. I just don’t want to jump in and f**k it all up. The dreaded mate problem. I used to hate when some stupid bint asked my then g/f so how long have you been with Gary? 8 years. And you aren't married? Followed with sad eyes. f**k you ya stupid cow. I don't stick my nose into your business ya gobshite. That usually holds them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Her: “So When are you moving in?” Me: “I think it’s a bit soon to be discussing moving in together, don’t want to rush it either. I feel we should talk about it within the next 6 months.” Her: “aw it’s Just I’ve been looking at bigger flats and joint bank accounts and I can learn to drive your car..” Every. Fucking. Night. Dump her via a post it note on the fridge. It's the only solution -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 11 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Locking the front door and leaving the key fully in on the inside, leaving you out in the pishing rain at 11pm in the hope a bang on the window will attract some form of attention. @Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The wife reached peak Weegie last night when I came into the kitchen and caught her lighting a fag off the cooker. Bit of a fire risk for her hair? I always just used the toaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Thats the excuse I'll use when she wakes up tomorrow baldy because I've shaved it all off. Just how exactly is she "inhaling" these tabs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: 1 up top, two down below. She's on at least 60 a day these days. Stocking filler for her... seems to work by some form of witchcraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. You have a fine collection of dictator avatars -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Finch road said: You have a fine collection of dictator avatars That will be noted for when the revolution comes, thanks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. SP: FOR f**k SAKE, for a fourth fucking time it was NOT one of the new fucking patterned plates but by f**k I wish it was because they’re fucking shite. Now f**k off. (Internally, obviously) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 22, 2017 Author Share Posted November 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. So was it one of the patterned plates then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. f**k sake, mate. Why did you break one of her new patterned plates? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Me: Drops old plate on kitchen floor. Angry wife appears: What kind of plate did you break? Was it one of the new patterned ones? Me: No, just an old basic pink one. And watch your bare feet, there are still shards on the floor. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate? Me: No, an old pink one. And please watch you feet. Angry wife: Was it a new patterned plate. Why are you being such a grouchy fucker? ---- I might as well talk to the kettle. I didn't know your wife was blind. What a selfless man you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 A life saver, how ? Dosnt take long to wash the dishes and dry them and put them away. Takes longer than loading and unloading a dish washer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuckleMoo Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Yip, total laziness! Maybe I should have said time saver instead? That better? Or did you honestly think I was being literal? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 I’d rather be dead than wash dishes. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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