banana Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Go out. Invariably ends up happening, but it's not doing f**k all 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 13 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: I was going to say plectrum but wasn't sure of the plural. Plectri, Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Plectri, Shirley? Three plectra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Three plectra. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 A plectra trifecta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 23/09/2017 at 12:42, banana said: Incessant tidying up at the weekend for hours on end when I'm trying to do f**k all. Usually accompanied in my case by chat along the lines of "if I didn't tidy up this place would be a fucking mess". Yep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Getting ready for a wee week away and the daughter in laws mum is staying over rather than stick the dog in kennels, anyway gets handed a bag full of paperwork and she says "will you put that up the loft". wtf is it i ask ? ...."i dont want to leave out any important paperwork for her to look at" really !!! the same shitty bank statements etc that were in the LOCKED filling fuckin cabinet ( only 3 drawers) in the spare room ??? refused popped open a beer and declared my self officially on holliday. can already feel the seethe as its stomping about.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 6 hours ago, bigdel6cans said: Getting ready for a wee week away and the daughter in laws mum is staying over rather than stick the dog in kennels, anyway gets handed a bag full of paperwork and she says "will you put that up the loft". wtf is it i ask ? ...."i dont want to leave out any important paperwork for her to look at" really !!! the same shitty bank statements etc that were in the LOCKED filling fuckin cabinet ( only 3 drawers) in the spare room ??? refused popped open a beer and declared my self officially on holliday. can already feel the seethe as its stomping about.... Everyone should have a lockable filing cabinet in the bedroom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Maybe he's Hong Kong Phooey. Number 1 super guy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 Spent the first day of the holiday rushing about shouting at the kids for making her late. We had nothing planned and nothing to be late for but she had just decided that stuff needed done NOW. They very antithesis of a relaxing holiday imo. Took her aside, bought her some wine, told her to ctfd ffs regarding this hassling c***s, or a firm boot in the pie would be forthcoming ASAP. The atmosphere has settled somewhat since this intervention. 1-0 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Number 1 super guy? And quicker than the human eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 (edited) Rosemary: Wid Edited September 24, 2017 by Raidernation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 That time of year that the house has conkers in every fucking corner of every fucking room to keep the spiders away. I wish someone would tell the spiders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 4 hours ago, heedthebaa said: That time of year that the house has conkers in every fucking corner of every fucking room to keep the spiders away. I wish someone would tell the spiders Right. This definitely needs some explanation... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Right. This definitely needs some explanation... Apparently it scares them away. It doesn't. My missus did the same thing a couple years ago and what made her stupidity worse was she actually bought conkers online rather than go and collect them from the park that was 5 minutes away the complete fanny. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 "I like Bovril on toast" she says. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Switched over to a programme which I have no idea what it is or what's going on and she says "who is he? Who is she? What's going on here?" Every fucking time. Similarly, I'll walk in the door and she's unpacking some appliance or something that needs building. "How do I do this?". "What am I mean to do with this?". How am I meant to know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Similarly, I'll walk in the door and she's unpacking some appliance or something that needs building. "How do I do this?". "What am I mean to do with this?". How am I meant to know? Which means you end having to do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 The cupboard stacking situation might break my spirit entirely. Every one is stacked like some kind of domestic booby trap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: "I like Bovril on toast" she says. What an arsehole. Everyone knows you have bovril on pies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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