Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 56 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Ties the end of the loaf packet in a knot once she's got her bread out even though it comes with a plastic clip to reseal it. If anyone takes her side again after toothpastegate I am not going to be impressed. I don't see what the problem is, the knot is always easy to unravel. Spoiler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Might as well post this in the right place Going on holiday to fuerteventura tomorrow. The wife suggested earlier in the week that I take the kids to the soft play (which she hates) so that she could do all the packing in peace. When I got back I took our youngest for a haircut. She is currently stomping about raging because she's "done all the packing without any help" and "she's only one person." f**k up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, madwullie said: Might as well post this in the right place Going on holiday to fuerteventura tomorrow. The wife suggested earlier in the week that I take the kids to the soft play (which she hates) so that she could do all the packing in peace. When I got back I took our youngest for a haircut. She is currently stomping about raging because she's "done all the packing without any help" and "she's only one person." f**k up. At least you're not going on holiday while she's on the rag. Edited September 22, 2017 by Tony Ferrino 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Might as well post this in the right place Going on holiday to fuerteventura tomorrow. The wife suggested earlier in the week that I take the kids to the soft play (which she hates) so that she could do all the packing in peace. When I got back I took our youngest for a haircut. She is currently stomping about raging because she's "done all the packing without any help" and "she's only one person." f**k up. Sounds like its gonna be a cracker of a holiday .... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: Ties the end of the loaf packet in a knot once she's got her bread out even though it comes with a plastic clip to reseal it. If anyone takes her side again after toothpastegate I am not going to be impressed. You pair should have a suicide pact. Clothes pegs are what should be used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 2 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: Sensible girl. Those plastic clips are useless and always break. Plus tying a knot makes for a better seal Used to use those as guitar picks back in the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Using the 'space' behind the doors for putting stuff like bags or shoes. Doors only open 1/3 or 1/2 way in our house. It's rage inducing when your carrying something. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 Asking to watch something, then proceeding to watch that stupid p***k Cian Twomney videos throughout. She's dumped if this continues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 My Mrs can't have a surface empty in the house. Suddenly any space becomes infested wi her stuff. Sat in the living room right now the fireplace is covered. The TV stand is covered. The radiator cover is covered. The 2 tall boy units are covered. This is just 1 room too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 30 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Using the 'space' behind the doors for putting stuff like bags or shoes. Doors only open 1/3 or 1/2 way in our house. It's rage inducing when your carrying something. This, oh for the love of god this, nothing worse coming into the hall with the football team kitbag and other stuff, and the fucking door only opens 5 inches or less, cue bang on the head followed by many expletives from me, with her compounding said misery by actually saying "did you not see that there" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: My Mrs can't have a surface empty in the house. Suddenly any space becomes infested wi her stuff. Sat in the living room right now the fireplace is covered. The TV stand is covered. The radiator cover is covered. The 2 tall boy units are covered. This is just 1 room too Aren't tall boys bedroom accoutrements? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: Aren't tall boys bedroom accoutrements? It does sound a bit camp if you say you've got a pair of tall boys next to your bed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Tony Ferrino said: Used to use those as guitar picks back in the day. Plectrums! Mods please! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 8 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bags. Mostly fucking bags. Usually full of shit. Mine too. Getting to the time of year when I nag her to flog some of her handbags (or hambags as she calls them) on eBay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Raidernation said: Plectrums! Mods please! I was going to say plectrum but wasn't sure of the plural. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Mine too. Getting to the time of year when I nag her to flog some of her handbags (or hambags as she calls them) on eBay. Obviously not a muslim, then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 10 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Aren't tall boys bedroom accoutrements? Shall I call them bookcases? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
??? Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 "Watching" some shite on tv last night (actually sitting on her phone not looking at tv for at least 10 mins during our conversation) and when I switched it to a programme declared "take it I am finished watching telly now". fucking cow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Incessant tidying up at the weekend for hours on end when I'm trying to do f**k all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 7 minutes ago, banana said: Incessant tidying up at the weekend for hours on end when I'm trying to do f**k all. Go out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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