hellbhoy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 17 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Vile, atrocious behaviour from your wife. Crumbs in the butter is itself dreadful, but what you've described is unforgivably disgusting. Make sure you get the toaster, butter and knives in the divorce Knives are already in my back, she can keep the crumbed butter and the toaster will be sabotaged in the divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Toast rack? Am I in the wrong thread? Chuckled like a 3 year old discovering mud at this. Also we have a bee connection! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 40 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: I like my toast just cooled enough to spread a thin layer of butter as I can't fucking stand bit bits of butter in my mouth and makes me want to throw up. Also is healthier with not a lot of butter imo. Whereas Mrs Hellbhoy likes to clump loads of butter on hers and then we come to her leaving tons of crumbs in the butter itself, the cow. Worse still she leaves the knife stuck in the butter shoving the crumbs inside the block, sometimes with jam and other assorted shite she spreads onto bread.. Struggling to understand how you can put up with this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 28 minutes ago, Mr. Brightside said: Struggling to understand how you can put up with this. She let's me shag her tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Toast shouldn't be put in a rack to cool! It should be buttered as soon as it's out the toaster! Baby food or old people food or weegie food. Basically for eating when you've no teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Just now, whiskychimp said: Baby food or old people food or weegie food. Basically for eating when you've no teeth. The missus dips her toast into her tea ffs? I did this when I was a nipper, but nowadays? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, hellbhoy said: I like my toast just cooled enough to spread a thin layer of butter as I can't fucking stand bit bits of butter in my mouth and makes me want to throw up. Also is healthier with not a lot of butter imo. Whereas Mrs Hellbhoy likes to clump loads of butter on hers and then we come to her leaving tons of crumbs in the butter itself, the cow. Worse still she leaves the knife stuck in the butter shoving the crumbs inside the block, sometimes with jam and other assorted shite she spreads onto bread.. That's the worst thing I've ever heard. Ever Edited July 19, 2017 by whiskychimp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: The missus dips her toast into her tea ffs? I did this when I was a nipper, but nowadays? That's the second worst thing Ive ever heard. Ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Rugster is a monster You want to shag an amputee midget in a pram and I'm the monster? Ok! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The fucks wrong with that? Nothing, if you're trying to draw the pus out a boil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nightfly Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 Never cleans the water from the tiles around the bath after a shower. Even worse, hair from various sources blocks the plug hole, meaning I have to pick it out. [emoji34] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted July 19, 2017 Share Posted July 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Chinese Whisperer said: Never cleans the water from the tiles around the bath after a shower. Even worse, hair from various sources blocks the plug hole, meaning I have to pick it out. What kind of a strange c**t doesn't let gravity do that for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 18 hours ago, hellbhoy said: I like my toast just cooled enough to spread a thin layer of butter as I can't fucking stand bit bits of butter in my mouth and makes me want to throw up. Also is healthier with not a lot of butter imo. Whereas Mrs Hellbhoy likes to clump loads of butter on hers and then we come to her leaving tons of crumbs in the butter itself, the cow. Worse still she leaves the knife stuck in the butter shoving the crumbs inside the block, sometimes with jam and other assorted shite she spreads onto bread.. This is beyond grounds for divorce it is a legitimate defence for murder, No jury of P&B peers would convict with this knowledge of the evilness of her ways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Toasty dip dip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 (edited) I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Edited July 20, 2017 by supermik 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Doggy toast toast 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 My dog gets dog food. Doggy food food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 17 minutes ago, supermik said: I give my dogs a slice of toast each morning. They like it best when still warm and it always has to be buttered. I just slice it all up into little squares and they demolish it. I think they prefer it to their normal food. She never gives them any when I am not in. Toasty buttery lick lick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: My dog gets dog food. Doggy food food. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 Woofy Bark Bark 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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