Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Just now, Lisa Cuddy said: Not really, I rarely watch it. I'm too busy getting rattled daft. I could do it during the adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Not really, I rarely watch it. I'm too busy getting rattled daft. Photos? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: ^ 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I could do it during the adverts. Twice. 3 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Photos? If I can't concentrate on Eastenders at the same time, I'm hardly likely to manage a camera phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Twice. You'd be lucky at my time of life. There's a reason I target health professionals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 10 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I could do it during the adverts. at x30 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 The uncanny knack she has of knowing what I am going to do or what I want to eat even before I do. "When you go shopping bring something back for your tea tonight, whatever you fancy. Get a nice bit of fish, you like that. It appears that I am going shopping which was news to me and what I fancy for tea is a nice bit of fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Tell her the 6.5 story to keep her on her toes. Let her know she needs to up her game. I made the mistake, without specifying numbers, of telling my missus she had dropped down a grade since pregnancy/giving birth. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Notorious Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 19 hours ago, WILLIEA said: Get Sky Q Can record up to 6 programmes while watching a 7th. Mind you! She'll still probably find 6 lots of sh*te to record simultaneously. Or you could get Sky Q and not tell her it records 6 programmes. So she can continue to record her two shitey programmes and you're free to watch/record what you want. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I reckon this thread will never die! I could fill it but I'll put my biggest grievance in here the now and I'm sure I've put it in the PTTGOYN topic before. I'll have a day off and she'll be working. So I've had a good relaxing day with the wee one. She'll come in in bad fettle and I'll ignore it for so long. She'll speak to me with an attitude but again I'll get on with it and be polite as I've had such a good day I don't want to get into a bad mood. But after an hour or so of her being home and doing that rhetorical moaning narration that they enjoy doing so much I'll eventually be grounded down and my mood will go from really happy/content to fucking internal rage. By some mysterious natural occurrence this tends to be when the demon leaves my Mrs and she returns back to her normal self. So I'll now be sitting absolutely fucking raging and she's back to everything being rosy. And the thing that infuriates me most in this whole situation is around about this time she'll ask - "What's wrong wae your face?!" At times I'm grateful I don't own a firearm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 You would only shoot your own thumb off anyway. I absolutely couldn't be trusted, that's for sure! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 22 hours ago, WeAreElgin said: I set Match Of The Day 2 to record every week as I like to watch it on a Monday or Tuesday morning once the kids have buggered off to nursery when I'm working from home. If I haven't watched it by midday on a Monday then I'll find it in the Deleted section, every single week. When I pull her up on it I get the "oh I thought you had watched it" Aye, that'll be why it says recorded and not viewed, eh? c**t. I should find a way to block all future recordings of Hollyoaks out of protest. Shouldn't you be working at that time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 On 27/06/2017 at 09:52, Dons_1988 said: Agrees to me watching the football in the house then proceeds to take the opportunity to throw life questions at me as I watch it. "Do you think we need to re-decorate the bedroom?" "What colour wallpaper should we get?" "Do you think we need a new bedside table?" f**k OFF I'm certain it's a plot to make me not want to watch football. The answer 'no' to the first question would have stopped the subsequent one's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Just now, monkeyblair said: Shouldn't you be working at that time... He's a TV sports show critic/reviewer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: He's a TV sports show critic/reviewer. With a specialism in Match of the Day 2 evidently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesP_81 Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 The answer 'no' to the first question would have stopped the subsequent one's. No it wouldn't, it's a woman we're talking about here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 2 hours ago, monkeyblair said: The answer 'no' to the first question would have stopped the subsequent one's. Not in our house it wouldn't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 39 pages, but finally we reach the key phrase of this thread. Top class. Been sniggering away at this all day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 My other half has a few annoying habits, but the one that unquestionably boils my piss the most is when we're watching TV. For example, we both enjoy The Blacklist, yet she'll suddenly start talking about utterly irrelevant shite during it which I can filter out and still follow the programme, then she picks up the Sky remote anyway to replay the bit she missed because she was talking utter pish. This often branches out into her asking stupid questions because she hasn't been paying attention. "So is he the bad guy then?" (usually by the time we're about 7 episodes into season 2 of something. Actually seething just typing this out tbh. Mine does something worse - she starts playing Facebook videos at full volume while I'm watching my favourite programmes - she usually gets the hint when I either bump the volume up or put subtitles on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Just now, DeeTillEhDeh said: Mine does something worse - she starts playing Facebook videos at full volume while I'm watching my favourite programmes - she usually gets the hint when I either bump the volume up or put subtitles on. Mine also does this on an all-too frequent basis. Usually resolved by handing her a pair of earphones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 Ordering a takeaway and then deciding yours is more interesting than hers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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