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56 minutes ago, HaikuHibee said:

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:lol: Looks like Hearts are prepared for a lot of bloody noses this upcoming season. Has to be as stupid as plastering "We ara peeps". **** trying to out *** each other imo.

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1 hour ago, HaikuHibee said:

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1 hour ago, Boostin' Kev said:

That blood doesn't show sign :lol: The jambos have to be the corniest club in the country just now. 

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31 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:

:lol: Looks like Hearts are prepared for a lot of bloody noses this upcoming season. Has to be as stupid as plastering "We ara peeps". **** trying to out *** each other imo.

Shame 'Welcome to Paradise' and 'More than a Club' are already taken. 

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Just now, Elixir said:

Shame 'Welcome to Paradise' and 'More than a Club' are already taken. 

I think we all know it's more than a club to a good few dafties in the Celtic support, so an apt description.

Welcome sounds more inviting than get ready for blood tears n snotters imo.

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Given that maroon is the colour of a blood infused jobby, freshly squeezed from the pile encrusted arse of a Gorgie alcoholic in some dank Dalry stairwell, it should come as no surprise to anyone that 'Blood doesn't show on a Maroon jersey'.

It's like me saying 'pish doesn't show on a pish stained jakey's trousers'

 

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49 minutes ago, Boostin' Kev said:

Elixir what is it with all this really weak war metaphor PR coming from your club right now? sounds like you're shiteing yourselves after that really funny second half of a season you had last year.  

It reminds me of the pish Terry Butcher came out with.

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Why is it in quotation marks? What walloper are they attributing that statement to?


I'm more wondering why the full stops inside the quotation marks..
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It goes back to the 1956 cup final when Tynecastle legend John Cumming had a head injury but finished the game despite requiring 12 bags of blood post match.

Personally I would have went for a quote along the lines of "You c***s would aw be speaking German if we hadn't won the Great War for you."


 

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1 hour ago, Boostin' Kev said:

Elixir what is it with all this really weak war metaphor PR coming from your club right now? sounds like you're shiteing yourselves after that really funny second half of a season you had last year.  

Because we won two world wars? DdHDBUq.png

1 hour ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

Given that maroon is the colour of a blood infused jobby, freshly squeezed from the pile encrusted arse of a Gorgie alcoholic in some dank Dalry stairwell, it should come as no surprise to anyone that 'Blood doesn't show on a Maroon jersey'.

It's like me saying 'pish doesn't show on a pish stained jakey's trousers'

A bit like how Pat Stanton's urine wouldn't show up on a Hibs tap? DdHDBUq.png

1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said:

I'm more wondering why the full stops inside the quotation marks..

 

Because you never stuck in at school? DdHDBUq.png

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