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1 hour ago, ftk said:

Has to be at the somerset. Rugby park is crap. Souless and home end always empty. Should be in AYRshire's premier town.

NWANW

Is the Shithole even still standing, I thought it was an Aldi now. :P

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Very Interesting section.

Ayrshire derby.

Clyde manager Chapman,just left Annan & won League 2 a few years ago wi Dumbarton at Annan of all places.

New Annan manager Peter Murphy just left Ayr after 2/3 seasons.

No doubt there are other connections too.

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Oooooohhhhh bring it on killie scum


We are hoping for the tie to be at Scumerset tbh, full time football and a home tie, no excuses when we pump you [emoji12] lol
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4.  Kilmarnock were not one of those last year, we were [emoji5]


Clark made the mistake of using the whole League Cup campaign as a preseason last year, with an almost full squad of newbies ....

McCulloch knows it's an important competition and sets the tone for the league season, especially this year with the draw throwing up an A*rshire derby, he won't make the same mistake, as Clark did ....
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Hope its at somerset ....ayr beach will be mobbed with the vermin up the road getting there yearly wash ...marvin baird ....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]


After his annual bath & scrub up....

Mr Baird drops into Summerset Park to inspect the pitch and home supports catering facilities....
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Marvin also takes time out to check upon A*r United's state of the art floodlighting....
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Lest we forget...




The alternative guide brands Kilmarnock a “post-industrial wasteland” and claims visitors should be prepared to encounter drug addicts, violence, binge-drinking and litter-strewn urban decay.

The new book, published by London-based Quercus, lists Kilmarnock as the worst place to live north of the Border.

The article states: “In 2004, the Rough Guide To Scotland described Kilmarnock as ‘shabby and depressed’. The guide noted it was ‘saddled with terrible shopping centres and a grim one-way system’. It has got worse since then.”

The book, which is expected to become a Christmas best-seller, describes the community as: “Leading the charge for our latest foray into recession.”

It states: “Once an industrial powerhouse, famed internationally for its carpets, Kilmarnock is now a post-industrial wasteland, with much of its once handsome town centre bulldozed. The main shopping drag is a grim, litter-strewn wind tunnel with nary an outlet that isn’t a pound shop or a pawnbroker. The town is ringed by a growth of dirty-grey, pebble-dashed flats of unspeakable misery.

One contributor described the community as: “A truly crap town… where heroin addicts and stabbings, as well as football violence and pound shops, are aplenty.”




Rest assured our county brethren, that we take no solace whatsoever in your current socio-economic plight. No wonder you take such exaggerated comfort from such an ordinary group of mercenary sportsmen who care little enough of your town and even less of you. God bless. You're in our prayers. X

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Fair play good patter from you [emoji23]


As you say mate it's only a bit of banter.

It should be a decent game to look forward to, giving the winners a boost for the start of the league campaign....
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One contributor described the community as: “A truly crap town… where heroin addicts and stabbings, as well as football violence and pound shops, are aplenty.”


Clearly this poster hasn't been in town for years.....

1. It's crack addicts in this day & age, apparently heroin is for pussies.

2. Stabbins have been replaced by shootins, that's old school sh!t.

3. The pound shops are outnumbered 2/1 by pawn & charity superstores now.

4. Finally, by opposition fans admissions, we would require more than one man and his dug in the crowd before any ensuing violence occured at TTOP's

I hope this clears things up, we would hate anyone to be disappointed and form the wrong impression of the glorious capital of Kilmarnockshire [emoji12] lol.
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