The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Unlike you, you sanctimonious p***k. Take your wee snide barbs and ram the up your hoop, ya *** c**t. Didn't take long for a relative height discussion to turn in to a personal therapy session. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 54 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I'm between 5'4" and 5'5". I think my tallest conquest is 6'5". Shortest would be 5'1" or 2". I don't recommend it, it's logistically challenging. I've set my POF search for a minimum 5'7". And again for those of us who speak English? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Showing your age there Kinky. A clear ploy to get HSF excited IMO. Out of order. Look just because @Shandon Par is pumping your missus doesn't mean you need to be whoring mine out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 My Mrs is a full foot shorter than me, can't say it's ever been an issue, I once went on a date with a girl who was like 6ft 2, i didn't really like the idea of a girl taller than me when she was in heels but she was a solid wid so I took the chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Showing your age there Kinky.A clear ploy to get HSF excited IMO. Out of order. That boat has already sailed and won't be docking anywhere near Kinky Hights. On the TLA front I don't know what POF is. Regale me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 S'alright lads, ruggy is that old he'll be dead or in a home soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Honest Saints Fan said: S'alright lads, ruggy is that old he'll be dead or in a home soon. Bitch. I'll draw up a list of acceptable replacemts in good time. @Bairnardo grease my palm (not for the hand shandy) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Plenty of Fish. Shagging website. Oh right. Never know one needed a website to shag. Does this make seem charmingly gauche? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Plenty of Fish. Shagging website. Dating website, thank you! Got a shag or two off it though, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 31, 2017 Author Share Posted May 31, 2017 38 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Probably because calling women 'bitch' makes you look small. 3 minutes ago, Rugster said: Bitch. I rest my case. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'm 6' 3" and both serious relationships have been with women over six foot tall. Both said my height was a major plus. I didn't want to pull at that thread any further. @BigFatTabbyWife grew up wanting to marry a Scotsman and live in Scotland too. Folk like me have to use the few advantages we have 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: About average for each sex, I'd imagine. Didn't know there was an average height for having sex, still...you live and learn, I am 5'11" and Mrs Romeo is a diminutive 5'2" - She loses the plot when I say she is small enough to be legally considered a dwarf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: We need to talk terms first. I already know her height, but in order to sire this lady once you pass, I will need to know her DIY competencies, personal best shoulder press/bench press and previous experience in farmwork. My relationship advice is to find a wife you find attractive and that you enjoy shagging. Minor things such as general compatibility etc shouldn't really come into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 5 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I rest my case. I think you know that mine was clearly in jest, whereas I don't think that whisky chaps was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: I am taking a second wife here. A different skillset is neccessary. Horses for courses. Good plan. You'll be the Camelon Colonel Gadaffi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: We need to talk terms first. I already know her height, but in order to sire this lady once you pass, I will need to know her DIY competencies, personal best shoulder press/bench press and previous experience in farmwork. I'm not pleading her case for her, she can do that herself. (She's a wid) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 What sort of height are you talking here for the midgets? The father must have a very low self esteem if he's married to a midget and is of normal size, is he incredibly ugly? The midgets are proper midgets, they use walking sticks etc because of their wee small legs.Yeh he's just your average middle aged man. He does have a caravan outside the house that he sleeps in some nights. It's very weird. I'll take some pictures if you want. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Wel talk about it more in the hot tub. Will be difficult when you've got your mouth full. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: That wasnt the deal and you know it. You won't be able to resist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 The taller the better. Easier to spot in a crowd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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