Romeo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Marr1 said: I have no fucking clue in regards to what is going on. Throbber is being forced to marry his long time girlfriend due to peer pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Romeo said: I'm pretty handy on the guitar so can do the music. Suggestions? Randy Newman's "Short People" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, welshbairn said: Randy Newman's "Short People" That's the first dance sorted. She can waddle down the isle to Iron Maidens "Bring your daughter to the slaughter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 I'm pretty handy on the guitar so can do the music. Suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 6 minutes ago, Romeo said: I'm pretty handy on the guitar so can do the music. Suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 All the groomsmen have been instructed to wear brown shirts by Herr Throbber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Inevitably "window ghost" will pipe up as @cardinal Richelieu asks, does anyc*nt here have ony fuckin objections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 transport should be easy enough to arrange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Father of the bride speech will be very well written by VT, highlights will be Seething, Thanks for playing Chump, but the best mans speech will actually produce "tears & snotters" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 what about a wedding cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Romeo said: what about a wedding cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I'm pretty handy on the guitar so can do the music. Suggestions? I play bass, all we need is drums, keyboards and a singer and we got ourselves a wedding band! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 Who is the best man? You obvz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Off on their honeymoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 "If anyone here knows of any lawful impediment...." *8Mile jumps up at the back of the church* "THE c**t GAVE ME A RED DOT IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THREAD IN AUGUST 2015!" *attempts to throw faeces, trips falls and starts crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 I play bass, all we need is drums, keyboards and a singer and we got ourselves a wedding band! Get in the sea, it's not real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Who said anything about Throbber's wedding? I'm just putting it out there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bennett and Wunfellaff will be waiting outside the church for the scramble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted May 22, 2017 Author Share Posted May 22, 2017 "If anyone here knows of any lawful impediment...." *8Mile jumps up at the back of the church* "THE c**t GAVE ME A RED DOT IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE THREAD IN AUGUST 2015!" *attempts to throw faeces, trips falls and starts crying* Guaranteed Tony would get an invite, and inevitably fail to turn up, leaving a space at the number 3 table which Philpy would love to inhabit, unfortunately he is on valet parking inspection duties and it's already 4.45 ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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