itzdrk Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Leni Riefenstahl will be taking the photies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The honeymoon will, of course, have to be in Wales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: throbber's wedding would have lashings of booze and chips. It would be the summer's hottest event. " Lashings " ?? Are you in the famous five? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Bangor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The gift list will just be a copy of the local takeaway menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think you meant whales. Oh don't mention that to her. I'd hate seeing a new bride blubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 The ceremony would need a visit from Lord Flashheart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 In case anyone is struggling to decide what present to get for the happy couple...https://www.jdwetherspoon.com/gift-cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I hope the honeymoon isn't at a beach resort. They'd still have a whale of a time? Anyone, enough of the puns. We really should see a pic of Throbberta then decide who the best man should be and nominate at least one matron of honour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 38 minutes ago, Panda Pies said: Bangor? No thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 hours ago, ICTChris said: I think throbber should have a P&B stag night. We can spend all day drinking in the Foot of the Walk, then get a rickshaw to the strippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Sorted the wee Mr & Mrs for the top of the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 If the Cardinal can't make it we should get this guy to perform the ceremony. Scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Seems throbber has sold the story to his favourite newspaper: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2155260/Is-worlds-biggest-wedding-gown-An-800lb-bride-NINE-foot-waist-measured-ahead-big-day.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Welshbairn doesn't need a plus one on his invite, he is used to solo partying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Welshbairn doesn't need a plus one on his invite, he is used to solo partying. @NewBornBairn can be in charge of the BBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 53 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: @NewBornBairn can be in charge of the BBQ As long as it's not Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: If the Cardinal can't make it we should get this guy to perform the ceremony. Scenes. Aye there'll be scenes. If that p***k fronts up trying to muscle in on my meal ticket. Less passover, more done over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Aye there'll be scenes. If that p***k fronts up trying to muscle in on my meal ticket. Less passover, more done over. Make it an ecumenical service, get this guy in too. He could get his boys to do the video. Everybody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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