MONKMAN Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I was going to the unders till I was 21 so I wouldn't recommend assuming everyone is either under or overage.All the women I took home from the unders were of course overage. Ooooooft, what an absolute Tedi. Was it not yourself that said you and your family call your driveway the runway, or something similar? Either way, I'm not surprised you're a nonce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 44 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: As far as i was aware, based on your posts here obviously, there isn't a woman on earth that would pish on you if you were on fire. Sadly it does seem that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Sadly it does seem that way Then stop requesting such strange stuff. Maybe just ask for a stag instead of weird things like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Stellaboz said: Then stop requesting such strange stuff. Maybe just ask for a stag instead of weird things like this? Aye, cos shagging an adult deer is normal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Aye, cos shagging an adult deer is normal [emoji1] f**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 The lassie on the left is absolutely lovely, but the other two are most certainly not. I'd edge towards them being pretty unattractive. Bollocks. You're pants would be a dribbling mess if any of these ladies gave a sneak wink of their pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Ooooooft, what an absolute Tedi. Was it not yourself that said you and your family call your driveway the runway, or something similar? Either way, I'm not surprised you're a nonce. See my earlier post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 O....two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 I was going to the unders till I was 21 so I wouldn't recommend assuming everyone is either under or overage.All the women I took home from the unders were of course overage. The amount of people on here who have been whooshed by this post is pretty funny.You are all at 8Mile-esque levels of intelligence I'm sure you will be glad to know.The first paragraph should've been obvious enough even if I'd just left it at that although it may have caught some people out. Paragraph 2 though should've been the straw that broke the camels back for anyone that was unsure. Been ashamed of yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: The amount of people on here who have been whooshed by this post is pretty funny. You are all at 8Mile-esque levels of intelligence I'm sure you will be glad to know. The first paragraph should've been obvious enough even if I'd just left it at that although it may have caught some people out. Paragraph 2 though should've been the straw that broke the camels back for anyone that was unsure. Been ashamed of yourselves. Protesting too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Protesting too much. I also wrote "been ashamed of yourselves" which makes no sense.Pretty tired though, just back from the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I also wrote "been ashamed of yourselves" which makes no sense. Pretty tired though, just back from the club. It must be pretty exhausting going about asking the ladies for ID. You don't want to get one that's too old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 The eventual result of Dindeleux on a night out: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 The eventual result of Dindeleux on a night out: More like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 So you like to skid, knew it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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