Greenlantern Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Like the snooker ball, fag lighter and coins in the 5-2 Glasgow derby skelping? 10-2 aggregate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 10-2 aggregate. Oops-a-daisy. Why do they put the 1 and the 2 so close together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 14 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: They're born offended and evetytime they lose they go off crying like a 5 year old. This is quite a statement from a CELTIC fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 This is quite a statement from a CELTIC fan. The irony completely lost on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 I think they believe the line - "who's that lying on Pittodrie" is actually "who's that lying on the stairwell/stairway".Obviously an easy mistake to make.... They are just looking for an excuse to be indignant and sanctimonious. This of course leads to articles like the following in scummy west coast newspapers -"Old Firm fans were in uproar today over VILE songs sung by Aberdeen fans.Wee Bazza54 took to twitter to state that these actions were MORONIC and that he hoped the culprits would be caught.GersBabe54WATP from Carluke phoned into the hot line today to say that there is no place for such sectarianism in the Scottish game. She went on to say that this is all part of an SNP CONSPIRACY against the TRUE Presbyterians. Keen CELTIC fan LisbonHoopyLionBhoy67 who has never knowingly missed an opportunity to be sanctimonious also denounced these sickening songs - he believed that as a true CELT he could not miss such a good opportunity to give them sheepshaggers a kicking even if it meant joining up with his blue chums.In a further SICKENING STUNT a disabled true blue fan was also seen to have been jumped by a group of TEN inflatable sheep wielding maniacs outside the ground.An unnamed bystander wrapped in a union flag was heard to say it was despicable behaviour so it was big man byraway." Hiya Keith Jackson, hiya pal!Frighteningly accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 hour ago, jessmagic said: I think they believe the line - "who's that lying on Pittodrie" is actually "who's that lying on the stairwell/stairway". Obviously an easy mistake to make.... They are just looking for an excuse to be indignant and sanctimonious. This of course leads to articles like the following in scummy west coast newspapers - "Old Firm fans were in uproar today over VILE songs sung by Aberdeen fans. Wee Bazza54 took to twitter to state that these actions were MORONIC and that he hoped the culprits would be caught. GersBabe54WATP from Carluke phoned into the hot line today to say that there is no place for such sectarianism in the Scottish game. She went on to say that this is all part of an SNP CONSPIRACY against the TRUE Presbyterians. Keen CELTIC fan LisbonHoopyLionBhoy67 who has never knowingly missed an opportunity to be sanctimonious also denounced these sickening songs - he believed that as a true CELT he could not miss such a good opportunity to give them sheepshaggers a kicking even if it meant joining up with his blue chums. In a further SICKENING STUNT a disabled true blue fan was also seen to have been jumped by a group of TEN inflatable sheep wielding maniacs outside the ground. An unnamed bystander wrapped in a union flag was heard to say it was despicable behaviour so it was big man byraway." I genuinely thought that was the Daily Record Hotline at first. Fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 That never really happened, did it.... I have been in the away section at your hovel several times when we have been pelted with all sorts as described above. Countless other fans from numerous different away teams have posted exactly the same. It happens.....stop denying it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 This is quite a statement from a CELTIC fan. Eh, we're not 5 years old. That was the joke, It was an attempt at humour, hence the hilarious use of a comedy gif. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 The irony completely lost on them. Serious bunch you northerners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Let's be clear about a few things. I'm delighted to have finally beat them at Ibrox to maintain our 50/50 record against them It was in reality a meaningless game, great to secure 2nd but we had practically done that already We wouldn't be taking 1/10th of the enjoyment out of this were it not for the average bears total heads gone at losing a home game to an infinitely higher quality side that has been, on the whole, playing and training together for between 2-4 years. They have no humility and a complete inability to accept defeat, like everyone else has to. Point 4 means that they still, despite everything that has happened, cannot countenance living within their means and accepting the mid table mediocrity for the next 10 years that prudence would bring The inference from point 5 is that fan pressure leading to another boom and bust type event is not only possible but probable Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Never saw this til now, for everyone else that missed it, the ball theft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick1867 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Song of the night was "Walking away is the Rangers way". The hordes were absolutely seething at that. The truth really hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Song of the night was "Walking away is the Rangers way". The hordes were absolutely seething at that. And 'The Simpsons' banner. They're so not liking that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Eh, we're not 5 years old. That was the joke, It was an attempt at humour, hence the hilarious use of a comedy gif. Next time try being a bit funnier to avoid confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Ok, pair point, well put. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Drew Brees said: Ok, pair point, well put. Definite signs of promise with that gif. What a fucking hit son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiftyswifty swifty Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Ok, pair point, well put. Lee McCulloch's NFL debut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 48 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You've got to laugh at the arse cheeks, havent you. 47 minutes ago, Dons_1988 said: The irony completely lost on them. Shut it fatso's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 And the fact that we've not lost all season kinda rules us out of the 'running away crying like 5yr olds' jape. Oh this irony indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 2 minutes ago, Greenlantern said: And the fact that we've not lost all season kinda rules us out of the 'running away crying like 5yr olds' jape. Oh this irony indeed. Inverness Caledonian Thistle, Scottish Cup Semi Final, 2015. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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