Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, smpar said: There is one other similarity; neither of them exist. Exhibit A. End of season standings. 1.Car. (champions) ------------------------2. Hovercraft (EL) 3. Ferry (EL) -----------------------4. Walking 5. Speedboat 6. Train.7. Segway 8. Jetski 9. Motorbike 10. Snowmobile 11. Helicopter. 12. Skiing 13. Running14. Airplane 15. Go-Kart16. Bus17. Wheelchair --------------------18. Crawling19. Crutches 20. Pushbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Hovercraft faces a daunting preliminary round trip to the former Soviet Union to face Ekranoplan. Don't fancy its chances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Randy Giles said: Also, as I said, surely the body is the mode of transport, and not walking. I'd be papping crawling, running and walking out. Replace skiing with the actual skis as well. What is the mode of transport here A) Horse B) Motorbike C) Zero Gravity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Motorbike, since the horse is using that as transportation. The horse in itself isn't the transportation in this case. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 10 hours ago, Pearbuyerbell said: End of season standings. 1.Car. (champions) ------------------------ 2. Hovercraft (EL) 3. Ferry (EL) ----------------------- 4. Walking 5. Speedboat 6. Train. 7. Segway 8. Jetski 9. Motorbike 10. Snowmobile 11. Helicopter. 12. Skiing 13. Running 14. Airplane 15. Go-Kart 16. Bus 17. Wheelchair -------------------- 18. Crawling 19. Crutches 20. Pushbike. I'm surprised skipping doesn't appear on your list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Airplane has been celebrating all weekend, St Mirren style, about finishing ahead of the cripples on goal difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotfree Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I've been in a Hydrofoil crossing over the Adriatic Sea. Hydrofoil should get in the league somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 Think you are being unfair on pushbikes OP. Bikes can go anywhere.roads,footpaths,parks.No need for seat belts, tax, fuel etc. Blind eyes turned to more or less all transgressions. Would love to see you mount the kerb on your hovercraft to beat the red lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 5 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Think you are being unfair on pushbikes OP. Bikes can go anywhere.roads,footpaths,parks.No need for seat belts, tax, fuel etc.Blind eyes turned to more or less all transgressions. Would love to see you mount the kerb on your hovercraft to beat the red lights. This sounds familiar. Should be forced to start again in Division 3 as 'The Pushbikes' IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 18 hours ago, Pearbuyerbell said: You're mistaking the Scottish Premier League with the Premier league of transportation. The similarity ends with them both being leagues. HTH. @DA Baracus is going to lose his shit here, and rightly so. @pandarilla is going to say it doesn't matter, and wrongly so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnR989 Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 10 hours ago, Ziggy said: I'm surprised skipping doesn't appear on your list. They went into liquidation a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: @DA Baracus is going to lose his shit here, and rightly so. @pandarilla is going to say it doesn't matter, and wrongly so. I've got him on ignore as he's a piece of shit troll. He probably did it on purpose. So on this occasion I'm not bothered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnR989 Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Roller Skates should at least of made the league surely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Aye, the Junior League. In a shock result, Skiteing Down A Grassy Slope On A Bit of Cardboard have just won the Junior Cup 2-1 against their more fancied opponents Icy Slide what you used to make in the School Playground as a kid. Icy Slide obviously hit a sticky patch during hot weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 Where's the carry-cod option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 10, 2017 Share Posted May 10, 2017 A 20-team league with only one Champions League place? Their co-efficient must be horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 I took the Hovercraft to the Isle of Wight and it was textbook transportation. I was very drunk at the time though. The way they bomb up onto the beach at the Isle of Wight is something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Skiing always does well after Christmas then fades towards the summer. Lack of adaptability really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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