Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 End of season standings. 1.Car. (champions) ------------------------ 2. Hovercraft (EL) 3. Ferry (EL) ----------------------- 4. Walking 5. Speedboat 6. Train. 7. Segway 8. Jetski 9. Motorbike 10. Snowmobile 11. Helicopter. 12. Skiing 13. Running 14. Airplane 15. Go-Kart 16. Bus 17. Wheelchair -------------------- 18. Crawling 19. Crutches 20. Pushbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The Premier league won't be the same without the Cruch/Wheelchair derby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Surely in the case of walking, running and the likes, the body would be the mode of transportation? Or am I thinking too much into this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Have to disagree about hovercraft, they're noisy, can't see out of the windows because of the spray, and you can't go on deck because there isn't one. On cycling however, there is a poor van driver getting vilified today for gently nudging a road hogging cyclist back to his proper lane, even lost his job. Thinking of setting up a crowd funding thing to aid this gentle hero of the highways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 19 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Have to disagree about hovercraft, they're noisy, can't see out of the windows because of the spray, and you can't go on deck because there isn't one. On cycling however, there is a poor van driver getting vilified today for gently nudging a road hogging cyclist back to his proper lane, even lost his job. Thinking of setting up a crowd funding thing to aid this gentle hero of the highways. I took the Hovercraft to the Isle of Wight and it was textbook transportation. I was very drunk at the time though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Walking isn't a form of transportation. It should be automatically relegated for breaking league rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 The Walking to come in at the bottom tier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 End of season standings. 1.Car. (champions) ------------------------ 2. Hovercraft (EL) 3. Ferry (EL) ----------------------- 4. Walking 5. Speedboat 6. Train. 7. Segway 8. Jetski 9. Motorbike 10. Snowmobile 11. Helicopter. 12. Skiing 13. Running 14. Airplane 15. Go-Kart 16. Bus 17. Wheelchair -------------------- 18. Crawling 19. Crutches 20. Pushbike. Thot there were only 12 positions in the premier league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, Randy Giles said: The Walking to come in at the bottom tier. Why? It's miles better than say Aeroplane because it involves absolutely no fuss. It's simple, consistent, cheap travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 Just now, John Lambies Doos said: Thot there were only 12 positions in the premier league You're mistaking the Scottish Premier League with the Premier league of transportation. The similarity ends with them both being leagues. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knee jerk reaction Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 14 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Why? It's miles better than say Aeroplane because it involves absolutely no fuss. It's simple, consistent, cheap travel. by that logic the pushbike fires right up the league, no fuss, simple, consistent travel and as a reasonable bike can cost roughly the same as a good pair of trainers then it's up to 4th for the faster pushbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Also, as I said, surely the body is the mode of transport, and not walking. I'd be papping crawling, running and walking out. Replace skiing with the actual skis as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, knee jerk reaction said: by that logic the pushbike fires right up the league, no fuss, simple, consistent travel and as a reasonable bike can cost roughly the same as a good pair of trainers then it's up to 4th for the faster pushbike. Wow. I now understand your choice of username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Randy Giles said: Also, as I said, surely the body is the mode of transport, and not walking. I'd be papping crawling, running and walking out. Replace skiing with the actual skis as well. And replace Car with "Feet, Clutch and Brake"? You are posting Championship style responses, Randy. But you're better than this, Step up to the mic, son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 Thick c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted May 8, 2017 Author Share Posted May 8, 2017 4 minutes ago, Randy Giles said: Thick c**t. Too harsh on yourself IMO. You're posting at a 1:9 ratio of good post: bad posts. You have potential. Just re-assess your posting goals and you'll get there. My inbox is always open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 31 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Thot there were only 12 positions in the premier league 29 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said: You're mistaking the Scottish Premier League with the Premier league of transportation. The similarity ends with them both being leagues. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D Angelo Barksdale Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 After their promotion from the seaside leagues, trams, rickshaws and skateboards will be looking to make an impact in the top division. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 After a rapid plunge down the Leagues I'm glad to say Swimming has managed to stay afloat. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted May 8, 2017 Share Posted May 8, 2017 You're mistaking the Scottish Premier League with the Premier league of transportation. The similarity ends with them both being leagues. HTH. There is one other similarity; neither of them exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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