jmothecat Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Too much to hope for a death on Wednesday 31 May and funeral Wednesday 7th June. Everything cancelled including political campaigning for a week, or would they just stick him in a freezer for aweek. That would be a bit shite, the week before the election is the best bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I think he actually died a few weeks back. When was he last seen "alive"? Yesterday when he was joking about being the most experienced plaque unveiler ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Shittest announcement ever. WGAF to the max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 A 95-year old who hasn't worked a day in his life is "retiring". I'd usually be pretty seething at something like this but after the day I've had there's no point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 Do you really want to mess with a guy with more medals than Rambo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 I actually had a meeting at the estate office at Sandringham on Thursday afternoon. When I heard about the emergency meeting in the morning I naturally assumed that they were preparing to deal with the Scot nat, republican riff raff who was about to land amongst them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/may/04/prince-philip-to-retire-from-public-engagements-says-palace includes this gem Quote He has one of the royal family’s busiest diaries; last year, he carried out official meetings and visits on 110 days. Busiest royal works on average 2 days a week. Lazy fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 He has one of the royal family’s busiest diaries; last year, he carried out official meetings and visits on 110 days. I'd be interested to know the structure of these "meetings". Its possible they have a formal agenda, with matters of importance being discussed and each attendee leaving with a list of action items to be completed. I suspect however, royal meetings consist of nothing more than smiling politely at some lower class people and shaking a hand or two before being whisked away in a limo. Repeat 3 or 4 times and home for tea. Gawd bless 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Prince Philip - King of Bantzhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/04/48-prince-philips-greatest-gaffes-funny-moments/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 22 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Prince Philip - King of Bantzhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/04/48-prince-philips-greatest-gaffes-funny-moments/ Decent effort by Phil... "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dee Man Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Decent effort by Phil... "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout). I actually laughed at that. The cheeky old daft racist that he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I was listening to some Question Time type thing on Radio 4 last night and the level of sycophantic fawning from the politicians of all parties was quite surprising. I can understand Farage queueing up to suck PP's boaby, but the female Lib Dem and Labour representatives too? "We'll all miss him". I fucking won't, you c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted May 6, 2017 Share Posted May 6, 2017 I was listening to some Question Time type thing on Radio 4 last night and the level of sycophantic fawning from the politicians of all parties was quite surprising. I can understand Farage queueing up to suck PP's boaby, but the female Lib Dem and Labour representatives too? "We'll all miss him". I fucking won't, you c***s. I thought he had already "stepped down" ages ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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