LincolnHearts Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 On 28/04/2017 at 10:18, Dindeleux said: I pumped Rihanna. Not the actual Rihanna but someone who plays her in a tribute band. All makes sense now. Guessing your maths/music teacher was just a warm-up act. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Posh Spice is a slapper She charges by the hour And when she’s shagging Beckham She thinks of that new fella Bauer with the nice hair whose first name escapes me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Posh Spice is a slappedShe takes it up the arseBut when she’s shagging BeckhamShe thinks of Richie Hart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Didn’t Beckham cheating on Victoria with some bird who later wanked off a pig on national TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Muir Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Didn’t Beckham cheating on Victoria with some bird who later wanked off a pig on national TV?Rebecca Loos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Wanked a pig apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Wanked a pig apparently.I don't think Beckham is that fat! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly.Yes. Several thousand scumbags sang about how happy they were about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 I pumped Rihanna.Not the actual Rihanna but someone who plays her in a tribute band.Ribena? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 8 hours ago, LincolnHearts said: All makes sense now. Guessing your maths/music teacher was just a warm-up act. Love you too. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Anyone on here pumped anyone famous? I knew a boy that pumped Alice DJ, he was a handsome b*****d as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Nigel said: Anyone on here pumped anyone famous? I knew a boy that pumped Alice DJ, he was a handsome b*****d as well. How famous is your mum? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 How famous is your mum?She’s well famous roon ma bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 11 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: On 28/04/2017 at 10:18, Dindeleux said: I pumped Rihanna. Not the actual Rihanna but someone who plays her in a tribute band. Ribena? Till she was purple in the face? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 DEAD famous. How famous is your mum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Nigel said: DEAD famous. Now it makes sense. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 19 hours ago, Nigel said: Anyone on here pumped anyone famous? I knew a boy that pumped Alice DJ, he was a handsome b*****d as well. Would a lassie that looked like Alice Cooper count? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Someone on here claimed they shagged Hollywood star Hayden Panettiere. At the time she was engaged to World heavyweight boxing champ Wladimir Klitschko. Im not saying this poster was a liar, but I have my doubts about the truth in this story. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 4 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Someone on here claimed they shagged Hollywood star Hayden Panettiere. At the time she was engaged to World heavyweight boxing champ Wladimir Klitschko. Im not saying this poster was a liar, but I have my doubts about the truth in this story. @Poet of the Macabre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 I shared a jacuzzi with a Hollywood star. No nookie though. Beards don’t do it for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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