Enigma Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Dreadful.Anyway moving on was there not a thread on here yeeeeeeeaaaaarrrrsssssss ago (back when the site was pretty much just Falkirk and St Mirren fans) about famous people you've slept with and someone told us Amy McDonald went to their school and was a bit of a slag? I started that thread. My finest moment on P&B. We also learnt that Sharleen Spiteri has a hairy muff, somebody on here shagged her from Catatonia before her fame and somebody got a BJ off Joise D'Arby and her breath stank. Should have gone to gold but no doubt now lost forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I heard a story about Dariusz 'Jackie' Dzeikanowski that may or may not be true, along the lines that Billy McNeil asked Peter Grant to check the big man was okay. Seemingly when he first joined the club his English was very basic and he seemed a bit down and not happy, was a bit slow to hit the ground running so to speak on the pitch so Billy asked Grant to go and see him after training, maybe take him for a drink or a meal or something, try and bring him out his shell a bit. He hadnt sorted out a house as yet since he had only been at the club a few weeks so was staying in a city centre hotel, when Grant paid his visit to cheer the big man up the bold Jackie answered his room door wearing a bath robe and invited him in where there was a bottle of champagne beside the bed which had two half naked stunning blonde lovelies lying upon it Suffice to say Grant reported back that the bold Jackie seemed to be enjoying life in Glasgow after all. May or may not be true but hope it is 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I heard that big "Jackie" only spoke 4 words of English for his first 6 months at Celtic. "For fucks sake Anton". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Similarly, Mikhailachenko used to say to Kuznetsov "here's the keys Oleg" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I'm afraid you're all wrong about the Posh Spice song. It's: Posh Spice is a slapper She wears too much fake tan And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Bobby Mann. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 If your getting ridden off Beckham your not thinking about anyone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 What's the story of that St Johnstone manager? Was he not up to no good with someone wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Posh spice: wears a wonderbra, thinks of Ginola, ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 4 hours ago, CLANCY2KTID said: There was always that rumour about Posh Spice being a slapper, taking it doggystyle, when she was shagging Beckham, she thought of Kevin Kyle. 4 hours ago, throbber said: The correct lyrics are: Posh Spice is a slapper She takes it up the rear And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Davie Weir 48 minutes ago, Dee Man said: I'm afraid you're all wrong about the Posh Spice song. It's: Posh Spice is a slapper She wears too much fake tan And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Bobby Mann. Everyone knows she's a loon. Posh Spice is a slapper She thinks that she can sing And when she's shagging Beckham She's wet for Lewis Milne 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, dee_62 said: Everyone knows she's a loon. Posh Spice is a slapper She thinks that she can sing And when she's shagging Beckham She's wet for Lewis Milne At least the others rhymed. FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Rugster said: At least the others rhymed. FFS. Was offering an imperfect rhyme for comedic effect. FFS Thank you Edited April 28, 2017 by dee_62 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Davie "The Brush" Robb and Olivia Newton John.Definitely happened IMO and not just wishful thinking from the online Scottish fitba community. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Posh spice is a slapper her fanny's old and rotten and when she's shagging Beckham he's thinking of Dot Cotton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I remember some English pundit lady saying a Scottish striker had asked her "Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I remember some English pundit lady saying a Scottish striker had asked her "Do you have any Scottish in you? Would you like some?" Normally credited to Phil Lynott during a concert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Has anyone ever had Frank McGarvey's wife? A song from my youth alleged she was a lady of easy virtue... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 There was a sad story where a Dunfermline player had left his newly married wife, daughter of a director, to look after their kid while he shagged his hair dresser. Ended very badly. Did Stephen Kenny not shag a 16-year old director's daughter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Davie "The Brush" Robb and Olivia Newton John.Definitely happened IMO and not just wishful thinking from the online Scottish fitba community. Robb said he spent the night with Stevie Nicks too during his NASL days - wondering if he's a bit of an Aldridge Prior 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 I started that thread. My finest moment on P&B. We also learnt that Sharleen Spiteri has a hairy muff, somebody on here shagged her from Catatonia before her fame and somebody got a BJ off Joise D'Arby and her breath stank. Should have gone to gold but no doubt now lost forever. Hairy Muff is on Saturday kitchen just now if anyone is wanting to watch her whilst mentally picturing her wildly overgrown pubic thatch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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