Taxman Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Apparently wee Hazel was shagging Jackanowski (spelling) when he was at Celtic & she was with Scotsport at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The correct lyrics are: Posh Spice is a slapper She takes it up the rear And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Davie Weir You could alternatively alter lines 2 and 4 to suggest she wears Versace clothes and then use clothes to rhyme with Berti Vogts which was one i heard back in 2005. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Taxman said: Apparently wee Hazel was shagging Jackanowski (spelling) when he was at Celtic & she was with Scotsport at the time. ...and Jim White showed up at his place unannounced with a camera crew and a birthday cake while she was there is what is alleged to have happened. This is believed to have prompted Hazel Irvine to move to the BBC. Edited April 28, 2017 by LongTimeLurker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 When Tommy Sheridan got done for having a celebrity gang bang with a famous Scottish footballer was it ever revealed who it was? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 ...and Jim White showed up at his place unannounced with a camera crew and a birthday cake while she was there is what is alleged to have happened. This is believed to have prompted Hazel Irvine to move to the BBC. Sounds like Jim White may be Kilt and he's set that whole birthday cake thing up as a ruse due to jealousy. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taxman Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just now, LongTimeLurker said: ...and Jim White showed up at his place unannounced with a camera crew and a birthday cake while she was there is what is alleged to have happened. This is believed to have prompted Hazel Irvine to move to the BBC. I remember watching that, he was telling them all to F**k Off etc, funny as f**k lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 When Tommy Sheridan got done for having a celebrity gang bang with a famous Scottish footballer was it ever revealed who it was? Was it not rumoured to be Jackie McNamara? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I have never heard that rumour, could be true though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Maybe I'm mixing up my sex incidents. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 f**k knows, there is a BBC documentary on the scandal that you can find on youtube and it was that columnist who said she was involved in a gang bang with Sheridan and a well known Scottish footballer long before all the stuff went on at Cupids. Macnamara would have been quite young and handsome at the time and would no doubt have been intimidated by Sheridan's hairy back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was he a weirdo? My mate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 When Tommy Sheridan got done for having a celebrity gang bang with a famous Scottish footballer was it ever revealed who it was? Gary Clarke who used to play for Alloa was caught in some swingers club in Manchester with him I think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeLurker Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, throbber said: When Tommy Sheridan got done for having a celebrity gang bang with a famous Scottish footballer was it ever revealed who it was? It was alleged to have been Billy Davies as they were friends from growing up in the same part of Pollok, but he denied it: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nottingham-forest-boss-billy-davies-1079066 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 9 minutes ago, The Diabolical One said: My mate? She has a song that is called "Still weirdo" or something to that description. She also has an album called Eye to the Telescope which could have been used as a pun with the telescope being a euphemism for your mates beast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: I'm pretty sure she favours the flatter shoe. If this is a suggestion she's a lesbian she was married to her (male) drummer for an amount of years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I'm bringing out the closet KT Tunstall fans here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 19 minutes ago, The Diabolical One said: My mate? It's just another shite pun from the resident shite punster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 If this is a suggestion she's a lesbian she was married to her (male) drummer for an amount of years f**k sake so she was. Still wouldn't surprise me if she liked women as well. She had a few decent songs tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 28, 2017 Author Share Posted April 28, 2017 I'm pretty sure she favours the flatter shoe. [emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said: Who was the poster on here who claimed to have beefed Hayden Pannitiere or whatever her name is? Poet of the Macabre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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