itzdrk Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Good news for the Scottish Nose Pickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 the gemme's a bogey....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 2 hours ago, pandarilla said: I think the new trend for 'hot-desking' has increased the littering of bogies in and around the general office area. When I've got a desk and a chair to myself I'm not going to leave any good ones sticking to the furniture (or even the carpet) for fear of getting caught. Bogies under your desk and you're rightly being called out for being a manky c**t. That tidy lass you've had your eye on would see you in a whole new light - and not a good one. But hot-desking? The risk is worth it. Rolling them all over the joint so I am - not giving two fucks. And not forgetting you chase your wife around wiping snot on her you've picked from your nose. Honestly, you are a truly disgusting individual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Anyone who says they don't enjoy taking a dump is a liar. I usually have one after my morning coffee and if I haven't been drinking the night before it is a wonderful feeling. I've had a couple of proper toilet-cloggers lately. Must be because I've switched to porridge for breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I like a good rummage around the nose. Certainly wouldn't eat them though. Pick, roll and flick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 3 hours ago, itzdrk said: Good news for the Scottish Nose Pickers 'Snottish pose nickers'. Any Tory mp who runs with that is bound to get in these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Plucking nasal hairs is another under-rated pastime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I had a mate at Uni who had no cartilage in one nostril- his party trick was to stick a swiss army knife blade up his nose to no harmful effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 11 hours ago, Jimmy85 said: Fat people utterly disgust me. The mere sight of an overweight person makes me psychically ill. Absolute vermin. Judging from your P&B posts you're sick in the mind all the time already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Judging from your P&B posts you're sick in the mind all the time already. Well that's a bit fucking harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 Plucking nasal hairs is another under-rated pastime... Guaranteed way to induce a series of megasneezes, each one 10% of a lady orgasm so they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 In one place I worked previously, someone smeared them down the toilet cubicle, clearly whilst on the pan. No, not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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