johnnydun Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 35 minutes ago, Dominique Malonga said: Did happen m9. I am not a bullshitter, you will never find me on the 'facts you made up' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 1 hour ago, throbber said: Imagine being banned from a nightclub in Greenock. Imagine being even moderately well-known and actually wanting to go to one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Did happen m9. I am not a bullshitter, you will never find me on the 'facts you made up' thread. Was only having a laugh m8. f**k Garry Kenneth anaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Just now, Dominique Malonga said: Was only having a laugh m8. f**k Garry Kenneth anaw. Yeah he is an uber cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Was at a WWE show with my nephew years ago in Braehead. Had a heated exchange with Triple H & HBK about the Montreal Screwjob. There was... some 'unpleasantness'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominique Malonga Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Yeah he is an uber cock! I'm sure a poster on here had to (rather admirably) step in when Kenneth was taking the piss out of his mate in a pub. I think it was actually a Dee as well, I could be talking pish though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 18 hours ago, anotherchance said: Charlie Miller put his fag out on my jacket (while I was wearing it) in the Mardi Gras in Dundee, circa 2001. Prompted by me calling him a fucking fat tink. No regrets. You're my new hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Outside Celtic Park after the Stillian Petrov charity game, Glasvegas front man James Allan was signing autographs when someone asked me who he was. I loudly proclaimed that he was in a band that had one good song, which prompted him to call me an ugly little b*****d. I'm disgusted that you think Glasvegas had even one good song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I saw Garry Kenneth in the aftermath of the Saints vs Utd cup final...a drunken, seething mess. With very ruddy cheeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Andy Goram tried it on with my ex girlfriend in a pub in Largs when I was a wee boy....obviously I wasn't there at the time or I'd have given him a stern talking to. She was only 17 as well. One of the footballers already mentioned in this thread bared his arse to me from his mothers window when I picked up his sister for a date one night. I later made sweet love to her in said house under a painting of him in international action..........then I boasted about it to my pal by text and my missus read it and caught me bang to rights. [emoji52] Edit- Just posted that and realised neither of the stories were in anyway related to the original post- but it did allow me to reminisce about when I used to do a bit instead of the boring life I have now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 11 minutes ago, The Chlamydia Kid said: One of the footballers already mentioned in this thread bared his arse to me from his mothers window when I picked up his sister for a date one night. I later made sweet love to her in said house under a painting of him in international action..........then I boasted about it to my pal by text and my missus read it and caught me bang to rights. If you dont name the player in question or at least drop a heavy hint then it never happened ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I will read through and see if I can drop a hint that reduces it to a few. Can't name him incase it gets back to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 If you dont name the player in question or at least drop a heavy hint then it never happened ! The international action narrows it down a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 I make it Jim Leighton, Ian Ferguson or Alan McInally ! Whoever it was I hope she didnt look like her brother.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I make it Jim Leighton, Ian Ferguson or Alan McInally ! Whoever it was I hope she didnt look like her brother.... There are other internationals mentioned. That's not to say it's not one of they ugly b*****ds named obviously [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverWolfe Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 My one and only altercation was with Neil Lennon. Was late in the night at the Garage nightclub around 2005 If memory serves me right and me and my mate had gone down to the wee cocktail bar. While waiting at the bar I turn to my side and Neil Lennon is standing next to me pished out his nut. I say "how you doing Neil?" And he replies with a slabbering "you a *** b*****d?" After convincing him of my "******" status (I was a bit awe struck admittedly) and some standard photos me and my mate were invited to sit with him. Half an hour of chit chat was brought to a swift end as I somehow managed to throw an entire vodka and coke all down his expensive suit. Was told to get to f**k in no uncertain terms. I was really embarrassed and felt like a right dick at the time but now I'm older and wiser I realise he was a bigoted arsehole and can't stand him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Garry Kenneth was an international. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Think I have only ever met a couple of famous people but have never fell out with any of them. Unlike other members of my family who have fell foul of Wee Jum, Wattie Smith, Neale Cooper, Phil Taylor, John McCririck and the Kray twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 I make it Jim Leighton, Ian Ferguson or Alan McInally ! Whoever it was I hope she didnt look like her brother.... It was Larson, cured everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 27, 2017 Author Share Posted April 27, 2017 12 minutes ago, supermik said: the Kray twins. Not a good idea to get in their bad books back in the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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