parsforlife Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Fife is great if you are into motorsport, stock car racing at Lochgelly and Cowdenbeath, In all fairness if you are into stock cars you are inevitabley a bit simple. It is no surprise that Lochgelly and Cowdenbeath host such events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Scott Brown. Big Leish. Edith Bowman. Jim Baxter. Jocky Wilson. My wee girl. All Fifers. All great c***s. You forgot me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mon_The_Fife Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 I moved to New Zealand to spread the message that Fife is life! There should be an influx of Kiwi's into Ballingry and Cupar anytime now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, Mon_The_Fife said: I moved to New Zealand to spread the message that Fife is life! There should be an influx of Kiwi's into Ballingry and Cupar anytime now. Flightless birds running around 'The Kingdom'..... should be easy prey for the locals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 20 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You forgot me You also forgot the shy & retiring Fay Fife of The Rezillos. Although "Top Of The Pops" was their biggest (only) chart single, how can you not love the Fife anthem & ballad "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight". ?? / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 10 minutes ago, hearthammer said: You also forgot the shy & retiring Fay Fife of The Rezillos. Although "Top Of The Pops" was their biggest (only) chart single, how can you not love the Fife anthem & ballad "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight". ?? / Fleetwood Mac did a better, earlier cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 In 1976 my wife and I got stuck in Dalgety Bay for a few hours when my car died. The waiting room at the train station was like something out of a war movie and the town looked like it was stuck in the 50's. We had about a three hour wait on the train by which time I was an expert on all things Howard Hughes who had died that week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: In 1976 my wife and I got stuck in Dalgety Bay for a few hours when my car died. The waiting room at the train station was like something out of a war movie and the town looked like it was stuck in the 50's. We had about a three hour wait on the train by which time I was an expert on all things Howard Hughes who had died that week. f**k sake. The 1950s had only finished 17 years earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: In 1976 my wife and I got stuck in Dalgety Bay for a few hours when my car died. The waiting room at the train station was like something out of a war movie and the town looked like it was stuck in the 50's. We had about a three hour wait on the train by which time I was an expert on all things Howard Hughes who had died that week. Well done you auld c**t, the Railway Station at Dalgety Bay didn't open until 1998, the old Donibristle Halt closed in 1959, so which was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted April 15, 2017 Share Posted April 15, 2017 Fife is great if you are into motorsport, stock car racing at Lochgelly and Cowdenbeath, Knockhill for car and bike racing along with trackdays and karting. Driftland at Lochgelly for err drifting, drag racing at Crail along with trackdays and rallies. Pretty sure the scottish off road centre is near kinross. So aye Fife is petrolhead heaven There also used to be an off-road race track near Newburgh as well i think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 Well done you auld c**t, the Railway Station at Dalgety Bay didn't open until 1998, the old Donibristle Halt closed in 1959, so which was it? You've just confused him now. It was probably Inverkeithing or Rosyth or he dreamt it. It's terrible getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Well done you auld c**t, the Railway Station at Dalgety Bay didn't open until 1998, the old Donibristle Halt closed in 1959, so which was it? 48 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: You've just confused him now. It was probably Inverkeithing or Rosyth or he dreamt it. It's terrible getting old. Spot on, it was Inverkeithing not Dalgety Bay. I take back all my comments about the former and direct them at the latter. My car actually died on the Forth Road bridge and we got a lift to the closest place with a station that was Inverkeithing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I lived in Fife for nearly 20 years. It was raining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 I lived in Fife for nearly 20 years. It was raining. You must like rain. Where did you flit to? Did the incident with the cows and the sledgehammer take place in Fife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Just now, Scary Bear said: You must like rain. Where did you flit to? Plymouth. Warmer rain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 16, 2017 Author Share Posted April 16, 2017 Plymouth. Warmer rain. What about the cows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 I lived in Fife for nearly 20 years. It was raining. Plymouth. Warmer rain. Navy I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Aye, no other reason for a sane individual to go to Plymouth <shudder> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 My Aunt lives in Fife, she says it's quite nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 Pittenweem - is that really a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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