Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I still wonder how those trainers got in that state. What did he have to do for that to happen to them?! It's like they're burnt, damp, mouldy and dirty all at the same time, as well as having been physically beaten someone To be fair everyone's got a fucked pair of trainers they use for painting or gardening. It was the lead up to the picture which was brilliant. I think Monster was talking about trainer restoration with Philpy said he had a pair he thinks might be able to be restored and posted this*. I laughed for a good ten minutes. * going from memory as I couldn't find the post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 MUBTUMBO: Ex West Brom midfielder, Youssouf Mulumbu. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 42 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Beast; a term used to define men who make illicit comments about underage girls (otherwise known as a Tedi) Goodnight, sweet prince x: used to console people who are about to be punted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Whas' in cherge? - A rhetorical question, usually shouted, used by ageing football managers to gain the attention of their inferiors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 That philpy restoration post had me until the following morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 They look around a size 4 or 5, skidmarks is a midget. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, bennett said: They look around a size 4 or 5, skidmarks is a midget. They're not his shoes you utter moron. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Juice. A word for a carbonated drink which doesn't involve the extract of a fruit. Something you should maybe try. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Dosser-fae-the-shire said: Something you should maybe try. Not guilty, chum. A quarter of a lime in my G&T ensures I get at least my 5 a day. Hic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 (edited) I've got a pair of blue Sambas that I nearly ruined last summer power washing the garden path that have been sitting outside since last summer, to this day. They still look better than that horror show. I can't quite bring myself to bin them though. Edited April 13, 2017 by Musketeer Gripweed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Pleasing: A smug way of letting others know you are happy about something. I believe it originated from Jambos Kickback Jim Jefferies gif's. #perthshire: A hashtag created by local hero 'Perthshire Bell' which can be used when discussing the greatest county in the land. MISSUS BUNFIELD: Originates from Harry Enfields Ulsterman sketches and can be thrown into the forum mix when discussing raging unionists or conversing with raging unionists or talking about the Failed Statelet (see below) Failed Statelet: Northern Ireland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 59 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Juice. A word for a carbonated drink which doesn't involve the extract of a fruit. What do you call it? Mixer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: What do you call it? Mixer? Bottles of carbonated, sugary drinks are, of course, ginger. Unless they go in one's gin in which case it's 'tonic'. Fever Tree being the wee bottle of choice ATM along with a decent glug of Tanqueray 10 - best gin on the market. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: Bottles of carbonated, sugary drinks are, of course, ginger. Unless they go in one's gin in which case it's 'tonic'. Fever Tree being the wee bottle of choice ATM along with a decent glug of Tanqueray 10 - best gin on the market. Pish. Ginger is fucking ginger. Someone calling a bottle of Cola/Fanta/Sprite, Ginger, is an inbred mutant c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: :-( You disappoint me Gman. Stop it now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Kincardine is correct here. Ginger is the appropriate term. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Why is it ginger? Unless it's ginger beer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, Sweaty Morph said: Why is it ginger? Unless it's ginger beer? Irn-Bru is ginger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 57 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Failed Statelet: Northern Ireland Or to quote its full name (courtesy of Beyemystic), the Squalid Postage Stamp Statelet. I honestly thought Helen's referred to a greenie, i.e. Helen Green. I've since discovered there is no such (famous) person so I'm indebted to this thread for setting me straight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Irn-Bru is ginger. Ginger Beer pre dates Irn Bru by one hundred years and is the more likely origin of the term. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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