Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Buy small, sell high. Not sure what you're buying and selling, whatever you like really, just make sure you sell it for more than you buy it. HTH. I've taken your advice and am now going to flog a couple of ball bearings as I've gubbed some MDMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted April 12, 2017 Author Share Posted April 12, 2017 I'll keep a running list of all the amazing suggestions so far - Start a premium hotline called "How's My Driving?" Sell heroin to young adults (not sure why it would just be young adults?) Start a rival football forum (being from Dunfermline it'll be called Bridie & Buckie) Human-trafficking Open a brothel Matched betting Air B & B my home Buy small, sell high Batter people leaving a cash machine Steal Rangers fans bank cards and use the pin 1690 (would there be money in the account?) Become a delivery driver for Hermes Threaten a bank manager I'll have this wedding paid for in no time. A big thanks for all your help. Will move the list into the opening post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 14 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: I'll keep a running list of all the amazing suggestions so far - Start a premium hotline called "How's My Driving?" Sell heroin to young adults (not sure why it would just be young adults?) Start a rival football forum (being from Dunfermline it'll be called Bridie & Buckie) Human-trafficking Open a brothel Matched betting Air B & B my home Buy small, sell high I'll have this wedding paid for in no time. A big thanks for all your help. You forgot setting up a just giving page on here after a house fire type sob story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtual Insanity Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 On a more serious note, Topcashback and Quidco can make you a bit of money, especially useful when taking out new energy/TV/broadband/phone contracts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 For those talking of brothel-keeping, there are of course numerous openly operating places in Edinburgh. The cops raided them a few years back but a prosecution collapsed when it emerged that the local council had an agreement allowing the to operate. So your mate could start one. Downside would be you'd need to buy property in Edinburgh so would have to charge about £5,000 a tugjob to cover your rent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 If you've a few hours spare every day and a fuel efficient car you could make a few bob delivering parcels for Hermes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Batter people as they leave the cash machine then take their money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Home invade a bank manager at breakfast time and tell him to go to work and dig out £100,000 or you'll slit his family's throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 40 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Batter **** then take their bank cards. Their pin is 1690. Sing a hilarious little ditty to facilitate your escape from your victims. No more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Get yersel a wee Filipino tae hawk her mutton for your financial benefit either online or in Dundee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I've taken your advice and am now going to flog a couple of ball bearings as I've gubbed some MDMA. If the ball bearings covers the price of the MDMA and sees you some profit you've absolutely nailed it. Sell "holy water" to religious types, even strike a deal with churches to supply them. Aye, granted it's just tap water but they don't need to know that. Say you got it from the Vatican or some pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 If the ball bearings covers the price of the MDMA and sees you some profit you've absolutely nailed it. Sell "holy water" to religious types, even strike a deal with churches to supply them. Aye, granted it's just tap water but they don't need to know that. Say you got it from the Vatican or some pish. I think they'd notice the smell of holy pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I think they'd notice the smell of holy pish. Only after a night on the bevy. It's a fuckin winner and your just jealous you never thought of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Auction virginton's virginity on eBay like this woman did with hers https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/newsone.com/2066873/virginity-on-ebay/amp/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 Sell a range of products for sexually adventurous amputees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Sell a f**k-pram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I won't be hiring you for the sales time. You make it sound sordid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 This thread needs Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I know a guy that can set you up with an EBT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted April 12, 2017 Share Posted April 12, 2017 I know a guy that can set you up with an EBT... I know a guy who can set up a new club, pretend it's an old one and then make multiple millions off gullible fans before retiring to France with his loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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