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Anything with Ultras such as below.....

St Johnstone 'ultras' have their section shut down by the club

  • BY: RECORD SPORT
  • 11:33, 7 APR 2017
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The Perth side say they were forced to close the 'ultras' area of the ground after fan misbehaviour at a number of recent fixtures. 

The supporters group has gained plenty of publicity this season and have been widely praised for their improvement to the McDiarmid Park atmosphere.

The group have improved the atmosphere at McDiarmid Park this season by rustling an eclectic mix of Wether's Originals, Fishermans Friends and Barley Sugar sweetie wrappers at the same time.
 
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Anything Derek. Ferguson says on Sportsound as. it feels as if someone. has written it for. him without putting it into. sentences and then just asked. Derek to drop. full stops in wherever. he liked and read it. as such.

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I always feel that Derek Ferguson is just reading things one word at a time. He doesn't seem to have the ability to alter the pitch or tone of his voice either and it's really, really grating, when he's doing the reports on the Dundee games, my heart just sinks. (Admittedly, there's usually little to get excited about for us, but still...)

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42 minutes ago, Sick in the Basin said:

Anything with Ultras such as below.....

St Johnstone 'ultras' have their section shut down by the club

  • BY: RECORD SPORT
  • 11:33, 7 APR 2017
JS112866127.jpg

The Perth side say they were forced to close the 'ultras' area of the ground after fan misbehaviour at a number of recent fixtures. 

The supporters group has gained plenty of publicity this season and have been widely praised for their improvement to the McDiarmid Park atmosphere.

The group have improved the atmosphere at McDiarmid Park this season by rustling an eclectic mix of Wether's Originals, Fishermans Friends and Barley Sugar sweetie wrappers at the same time.
 
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:lol: It looks like a primary school outing.

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32 minutes ago, Spikethedee said:

I always feel that Derek Ferguson is just reading things one word at a time. He doesn't seem to have the ability to alter the pitch or tone of his voice either and it's really, really grating, when he's doing the reports on the Dundee games, my heart just sinks. (Admittedly, there's usually little to get excited about for us, but still...)

He takes the David Bowie song writing approach when summarising, by writing down phrases and clichés and randomly throwing them together.

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1. "It'll come down to whoever wants it more on the day". No it fucking won't. 

2. "The form book goes out the window in an Old Firm game". No it fucking doesn't.

3. "That's for sure". Shut up Derek Johnstone you clown. 

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12 hours ago, Walter said:

The use of the words "ever so" as in "the lads did ever so well..." Why is it that the only people in Scotland who use this expression is football players and managers ( aye, you Alan Archibald)? 

 

Barry Ferguson is the worst offender of this.

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