williemillersmoustache Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 "week in, week out" Does my fucking nut in. That and "doesn't have a bad bone in his body" Traditionally in reference to Keith Lasley standing over the corpse of his latest victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, williemillersmoustache said: "doesn't have a bad bone in his body" Traditionally in reference to Keith Lasley standing over the corpse of his latest victim. Aye, that one goes hand in hand with - "he's not that type of player", traditionally spouted after Jim Goodwin's 15th red card deserving tackle of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 46 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said: Listen, I'm sick of thick pundits starting sentences with the word 'listen'. Listen, Kris Boyd, Barry Ferguson and Gordon Dalziel are particularly bad for it. Listen, right, Alex Rae is bad for it as well. See, to me; thickos like Derek Ferguson who start their sentences with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Listen, right, Alex Rae is bad for it as well. See, to me; thickos like Derek "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Ferguson who start their sentences with that. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Any bad performance being down to a team 'not wanting it enough' rather than having a squad full of inferior players and tactics. In any game against a bigger team, fans imploring the manager to 'have a go' usually whilst also saying along the lines that they wouldn't care if they got thrashed if they played the game 'in the right way'. Which is a load of fucking shite. Any tweet from a betting company featuring a list of misleading facts, attempted banter and pandering to a fanbase for retweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve McQueen Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 The honest mistake/agenda stuff from a certain club must be up there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 'You can always tell by the reaction of the players'. Can you f**k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 "Great positioning by the keeper!" An expression generally heard shortly after an unsuspecting goalkeeper has had the ball booted straight at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Calling someone an ex-Ger or ex-Celt is bad enough at the best of times but it's tv/radio out of the window level when the guy only played once for the U-18's 15 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 4 minutes ago, Sloop John B said: Any bad performance being down to a team 'not wanting it enough' rather than having a squad full of inferior players and tactics. This usually is applied to Rangers, but Hearts have been getting the treatment recently. Combine it with a number of foreign players in the team and you get the mildly xenophobic allegations of not understanding Scottish football. Folk saying the likes of Tziolis at Hearts won't understand an Edinburgh Derby, but he was at Panathinikos for five years, and I've heard they've got a pretty heated derby with a city rival. Hearts lost the game because they gave debuts to half their team and they didn't know how to play together. There's nothing special about Scottish football, or our derbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravabelli Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Top young Scottish manager!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Any c**t on the BBC that calls that w**k Preston "biscuits" gives me the rage. "The Celtic way" also what the fucks that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino7 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 35 minutes ago, RussellAnderson said: This usually is applied to Rangers, but Hearts have been getting the treatment recently. Combine it with a number of foreign players in the team and you get the mildly xenophobic allegations of not understanding Scottish football. Folk saying the likes of Tziolis at Hearts won't understand an Edinburgh Derby, but he was at Panathinikos for five years, and I've heard they've got a pretty heated derby with a city rival. Hearts lost the game because they gave debuts to half their team and they didn't know how to play together. There's nothing special about Scottish football, or our derbies. Hearts lost the game because we are miles better than them but good point well made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 'We're looking to get a result.' This isn't exclusive to Scottish football, although does appear to be more prevalent amongst managers here. I mean, you are going to get a result regardless. Whether it will be a good result or not, however, is another matter entirely. Anything from commentators about goalkeepers or (more occasionally) central defenders 'thinking they are footballers.' Again, not exclusive, but one I hear far too often in Scotland. That is exactly what they are: footballers. You are literally saying that professional footballers are not actually professional footballers, you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 "It's all about opinions" Turns out that after I checked the rule book it's actually all about scoring more goals than the other team. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 it gets dark. It's night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Hearts lost the game because we are miles better than them but good point well made. We'll see how good yous are in a couple of weeks pal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 "Playing for the draw" Utter shite, everyone plays to win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Any c**t on the BBC that calls that w**k Preston "biscuits" gives me the rage. "The Celtic way" also what the fucks that all about? I believe it's something like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayhawks Posted April 10, 2017 Share Posted April 10, 2017 Any sentence uttered by David Currie who heroically manages to combine total ignorance of the game with ham-fisted attempts at pre-school humour. I am now unable to watch him and am compelled to turn over and watch Antiques Roadtrip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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