DA Baracus Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 19 minutes ago, throbber said: I prefer wearing trackies/shorts/pjs. My gf insists I wear shorts if we are to be seen together in public. Even today she forced me into wearing some of my more formal shorts which I am too fat for now and I had the bell end dilema within 5 minutes of leaving the flat. If she just let me wear one of my pairs of lonsdales then it wouldn't have happened. So you're a massive pussy who does whatever your girlfriend tells you to do then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 So you're a massive pussy who does whatever your girlfriend tells you to do then This is nothing to do with my foreskin/bellend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Did I ever tell you about the time I got my foreskin caught in the zip of my jeans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 36 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Female circumcision can involve removal of the outer labia and/or the clitoris. I thought that removal of the outer labia was labiaplasty? I'd do more research, but I really can do without those mental images 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Strachan should be circumcised from the Scotland team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 26, 2017 Author Share Posted March 26, 2017 Formal shorts. FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 How do you circumcise a whale? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: So you're a massive pussy who does whatever your girlfriend tells you to do then If I had to choose your life or throbbers, I know which I would pick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: I'm never quite sure whether the impressed noise a lady makes on first sighting is the fact that I am circumcised or the fact I have an enormous cock. Pics or GTF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 1 hour ago, paranoid android said: As long as you go the extra mohel. Michael J Fox trained to be one of those, it didn't end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 PM sent. x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: PM sent. x You busy this week or...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Here's me thinking sending dick pics was a no no. I've been doing Tinder wrong, clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Here's me thinking sending dick pics was a no no. I've been doing Tinder wrong, clearly. Unsolicited dick pics are wrong. I never get unsolicited dick pics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I never get unsolicited dick pics. These things will happen if you keep insisting on pics or GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Unsolicited dick pics are wrong. I never get unsolicited dick pics. 1 minute ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: These things will happen if you keep insisting on pics or GTF. http://replygif.net/1422 Edited March 26, 2017 by Dindeleux Wish I knew how to put a GIF straight in -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 28 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: These things will happen if you keep insisting on pics or GTF. The key word is "unsolicited". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Just now, Lisa Cuddy said: The key word is "unsolicited". What's the safe word? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: The key word is "unsolicited". Exactly. You'd get a lot more unsolicited pics if you didn't ask for any. I'm not sure that makes sense. I'm drunk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 Cocks aff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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