Pearbuyerbell Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 1. Price/ Special offer. 2. Whitening agent 3. Brand Loyalty. 4. Dental recommendation 5. Would it clash with my toothbrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Last one caught me. Clash with a toothbrush? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Slenderman said: Last one caught me. Clash with a toothbrush? Imagine you bought a Yellow toothbrush. I would be wanting a clean white paste on top. Blue or Aquafresh style pastes would be toothpaste madness. It's important you're switched on when purchasing toothpaste, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Imagine you bought a Yellow toothbrush. I would be wanting a clean white paste on top. Blue or Aquafresh style pastes would be toothpaste madness. It's important you're switched on when purchasing toothpaste, mate. Well I'll duel you. Colgate and Aquafresh. Toothbrushes aloft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 1 minute ago, Slenderman said: Well I'll duel you. Colgate and Aquafresh. Toothbrushes aloft! Aquafresh is such a #portglasgow type toothpaste. Do you use the same one to wipe dog shite from your shoe ( singular) and seaweed from your decrepit roof ? What colour are your toothbrushes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 3 minutes ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Aquafresh is such a #portglasgow type toothpaste. Do you use the same one to wipe dog shite from your shoe ( singular) and seaweed from your decrepit roof ? What colour are your toothbrushes? How dare you. We wipe dog shite from our roof with seaweed. (then brush our teeth). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted March 23, 2017 Author Share Posted March 23, 2017 Not answering the full quota of questions ( plural ) is often deemed ignorant, and I agree with the train of thought. Certain people get annoyed at my lust for a value-for-money toothpaste. Then I remind them that I can get toothpaste, some loose grapes AND still fund a caramac for the same price as their branded toothpaste. They soon shut up afterwards....But we're still friends. They understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Oral B >>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 There's never 5 considerations. There's one. Do I need toothpaste?? That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Get mine free as an unforeseen benefit of radiotherapy of the gob. Duraphat 5000 - normally nigh on twelve quid for a really small tube. Yep, you read that right - twelve fucking quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Bought some yesterday, boasting an acid sugar neutraliser. I'm neither sure that I need nor want this. However, it was only £1.50, so I can confirm that the original list rings true. Carry on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Where is the Steradent option for us auld coffin dodgers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanMc99 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 10 hours ago, Slenderman said: Well I'll duel you. Colgate and Aquafresh. Toothbrushes aloft! buying aquafresh is like buying "highland bru" or IRON BREW and telling people it's juts as good as the original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, supermik said: Where is the Steradent option for us auld coffin dodgers? Wire Brush and dettol occasionally (when people complain about BB) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I once asked a dentist what was the best sort of toothpaste to buy. He said it didn't really matter - what's more important is the brush. So I bought a top-of-the-range Braun electric toothbrush, and now brush my teeth with dog shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 As a poor student I read that toothpaste could be used as a substitute for blu-tak. So for a couple of terms my poster of Eva Herzigova in a wonder bra was stuck to the wall by Macleans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: As a poor student I read that toothpaste could be used as a substitute for blu-tak. So for a couple of terms my poster of Eva Herzigova in a wonder bra was stuck to the wall by Macleans... ^^^Friends in the Queen's Hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeadowArab Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I buy whichever one is on offer. Although my grandad and sisters only use Euthymol. It's vile.Sent from my MotoG3 using Pie and Bovril mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 The highlight of my childhood was saving up coupons for and Aquafresh 3 pen set and wall frieze. Spent ages diligently colouring it in. These days my wife buys the toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 1. Do I need toothpaste 2. Do I have money for toothpaste 3. Does the shop have toothpaste 4. Can I get to the shop ..... Can't think of a fifth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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