Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Fucking hell. It's a type of footwear, specifically for a purpose which still hasn't been determined. I used them this morning. Are they your wanking shoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Fucking hell. It's a type of footwear, specifically for a purpose which still hasn't been determined. I used them this morning. Ice skates, for skating on ice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Not for masterbating nor ice skating. My wanking shoes are too crusty to photograph. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Flippers ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Surely 5'8" is merely on the short side rather than a dwarf? Does seem pretty harsh. You still seem to be suffering the after effects of the Hippolytis that had you lashing out at the forums esteemed Bairns I'm totally over it Spoiler you are a shower of c***s and I don't break out in a rage and cold sweat at the mention of it. No siree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Not for masterbating nor ice skating. My wanking shoes are too crusty to photograph. Spiky running shoes (if trainers is too vague). How are your fat legs doing anyway? Hopefully this heat will get them trimmed down a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Spiky running shoes (if trainers is too vague). How are your fat legs doing anyway? Hopefully this heat will get them trimmed down a bit. I'll give it,although not spikey. They're big boned, you smelly pirate hooker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: You really are in a bit of a contentious mood this morning.... Whats wrong? U ok? xox I am gagging to get in the sun and get drunk and lairy but I have to work, then I have to do a load of crappy chores and pack the car, then I have to pick up kid from school, wife from airport and then I have to immediately drive to the Highlands after work. Raging. Why can't a man be a man? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: I'll give it,although not spikey. They're big boned, you smelly pirate hooker. Is it a race for clowns? Need my shades on to look at the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Is it a race for clowns? Need my shades on to look at the screen. Go f**k a hippolyte ya c**t [emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Stellaboz said: Go f**k a hippolyte ya c**t I have no real issue with Mr Hippolyte and would welcome and wholeheartedly encourage his despicable behaviour if he was our player. What size are those monstrosities anyway? 11? Do they do them in junior sizes as Bairnardo might like a pair for his birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Bee sized 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just to keep the peace with his lordship Rugster, here is an everyday object. I have taken a photo of said everyday object and present it for your consideration thusly: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 A dipstick for a Suffolk Punch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: A dipstick for a Suffolk Punch. Oh no, this is very, very everyday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I am gagging to get in the sun and get drunk and lairy but I have to work, then I have to do a load of crappy chores and pack the car, then I have to pick up kid from school, wife from airport and then I have to immediately drive to the Highlands after work. Raging. Why can't a man be a man? Where in the Highlands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Rugster said: Where in the Highlands? I don't know! Possibly near Ullapool or Oban. I've got the details at home somewhere. Some lochside lodge (not that kind) with sauna, hot tub etc. Dog friendly too so looking forward to sharing a beer with the whippet in the Jacuzzi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 26, 2017 Author Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: I don't know! Possibly near Ullapool or Oban. I've got the details at home somewhere. Some lochside lodge (not that kind) with sauna, hot tub etc. Dog friendly too so looking forward to sharing a beer with the whippet in the Jacuzzi. Quite a difference in location between the two of them! If it had been Dingwall I'd have considered letting you buy me a pint, but nae luck on that front for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugster said: Quite a difference in location between the two of them! If it had been Dingwall I'd have considered letting you buy me a pint, but nae luck on that front for you. Not been for a few years but a few times we stayed in a wee cottage near Rogie Falls. Pretty sweet as it had its own boat pond. The highlight was always getting to pop into Wimpy in Dingwall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Just to keep the peace with his lordship Rugster, here is an everyday object. I have taken a photo of said everyday object and present it for your consideration thusly: Laptop 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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