Dr Watson Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 It's no coincidence that beard and beast are very similar words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Just now, Honest_Man#1 said: Ah right, it sounded like you were claiming everyone with a beard was doing that. Oh no, weirdos will latch on to prevailing trends to find some form of acceptance. Tattoos is another one. I see quite a few personality vacuums that think a beard and tattoos entitle them to some sort of credibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 My work does not allow us to grow a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 I use the same set of clippers on my face that I do on my head to help maintain a swarthy 5 o'clock shadow. Kool Keith aka the real Jason Stratham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 Beard for Dec to March, goatee for the rest, I haven't been clean shaven for 20years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 5 hours ago, The_Kincardine said: I had a beard in the late 80s when I wore contact lenses but shaved it off when I had specs for a while simply to avoid being mistaken for Gerry Adams. Specs and a beard has never been a good look. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 26 minutes ago, keithgy said: My work does not allow us to grow a beard. Two Corporate Keith's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 29 minutes ago, keithgy said: My work does not allow us to grow a beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted March 10, 2017 Share Posted March 10, 2017 My work does not allow us to grow a beard. I don't think I could work in a place that wouldn't allow me to do whatever the hell I want with my appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I have a beard. I've been likened to Begbie of late so I must look like a mad c**t. And I'll take that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Yeah. I haven't been clean shaven in about 3 years. I'm handsome as f**k though. I also get the Gerry Adams thing. Got asked in work to say "we haven't gone away you know" in my worst Irish accent and duly obliged. Didn't even get a tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 12 hours ago, jamamafegan said: I have a beard. I've been likened to Begbie of late so I must look like a mad c**t. And I'll take that. You probably look more like somebody from Take That than you do Begbie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 18 hours ago, keithgy said: My work does not allow us to grow a beard. When did you become royalty??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 12 hours ago, Smurph said: Yeah. I haven't been clean shaven in about 3 years. I'm handsome as f**k though. I also get the Gerry Adams thing. Got asked in work to say "we haven't gone away you know" in my worst Irish accent and duly obliged. Didn't even get a tip. Now that I'm nearly totally bald, I don't get mistaken for Gerry Adams. Not much, anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 20 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Oh no, weirdos will latch on to prevailing trends to find some form of acceptance. Tattoos is another one. I see quite a few personality vacuums that think a beard and tattoos entitle them to some sort of credibility. Great phrase! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Keep a short trimmed beard as my wife likes it. Had a couple of "you look like Russell Crowe in Gladiator" comments but put it down to drunkeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 Apparently when I grow a beard I look like Ed Sheeran without ginger hair. Doesn't really surprise me because I can be a boring c**t as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Stingy Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I have a beard. I've been likened to Begbie of late so I must look like a mad c**t. And I'll take that. You better clean up your fuckin' act, sunshine. and cut that facial hair shite out forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 18 hours ago, jamamafegan said: I have a beard. I've been likened to Begbie of late so I must look like a mad c**t. And I'll take that. You've only grown a moustache m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 2 hours ago, sjc said: Keep a short trimmed beard as my wife likes it. Had a couple of "you look like Russell Crowe in Gladiator" comments but put it down to drunkeness. You do. Compared to everyone else where you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.