OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 As the subject suggests, nominate footballers who would never in a million years get their hole if they weren't professional players. I'll start with.. Seems a right good lad. Great player, but never would be classed as the next Bond. Next, Quite a hero of mine in recent times. Love him as a player and a bloke. But you just know if he was in a normal job, and if you went out for a drink on a Saturday night with him you would have a better chance, surely? Ladies, what are you thinking? This c**t. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sjc Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Peter Crouch's reply to "what would you be if you weren't a footballer?" : "Probably a virgin" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Harry Forrester is a good looking man. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 Harry would have no problem getting his hole if he wasn't a footballer. Mr Jackson on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, atfccfc said: You'd put that on the mantelpiece to keep the bairns away from the fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newbornbairn Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, atfccfc said: Aye, ye can take the boy oot o' Fife but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sergeant Wilson Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 4 hours ago, OFFS DUNDEE!! said: As the subject suggests, nominate footballers who would never in a million years get their hole if they weren't professional players. I'll start with.. Ladies, what are you thinking? Not funny, he's been in a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willie adie Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: I still piss myself laughing at the post regarding Davie Dodds on the best chant thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 I don't know if that sticker was crappily photoshopped- looks like he's been hanged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 12 hours ago, Slenderman said: I've always thought that comparison was extremely harsh on John Merrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fide Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 Disgraceful we've got this far in the thread without mentioning the incomparable Mark Yardley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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