Cardinal Richelieu Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 39 minutes ago, jagfox99 said: People who make hat puns... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 People who brush their teeth with hot water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 People who brush their teeth with hot water. Does this actually happen?And people admit to it?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Boy at my graft cuts his pizza with scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Who was the Dundee fan who put coleslaw on a pizza? Was it Deefiant? No wonder he ran away with their sponsorship fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 On 19/03/2017 at 15:20, throbber said: I've got neigh problem with that. On 19/03/2017 at 15:23, DI Bruce Robertson said: Rein it in, mate. On 19/03/2017 at 15:33, welshbairn said: Oh trot on you. On 19/03/2017 at 15:34, Zen Archer said: The farrier the better. On 19/03/2017 at 15:43, DI Bruce Robertson said: Don't start with the puns, I'll have you guys at a canter, you'll foal'd before I do. On 19/03/2017 at 15:43, G_Man1985 said: Not furlong ye don't On 19/03/2017 at 16:04, dogmc said: Rein it in boys..... On 19/03/2017 at 16:24, HenryHill said: Bolt f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 5 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said: f**k off. Bit harsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 22, 2017 Share Posted June 22, 2017 Boy at my graft cuts his pizza with scissors. Pizza scissors or normal scissors? Would give him a wide berth anyway. Definitely a wrong'un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanny paddery Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, NorthernJambo said: Pizza scissors or normal scissors? Would give him a wide berth anyway. Definitely a wrong'un. There is a difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 My girlfriend cuts pizza with scissors, we don't have one of the pizza roller things so it must be the easiest option. She sometimes cuts up bits of meat with scissors though, another habit she has picked up from her stupid mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Boy at my cuts his pizza with scissors. "at my GRAFT"???OFTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 These actually look pretty decent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 6 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: These actually look pretty decent... No, no they don't you utter psychopath. If I ever find out you have purchased a pair of them you will be going straight on ignore after a phone call to the relevant authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 No, no they don't you utter psychopath. If I ever find out you have purchased a pair of them you will be going straight on ignore after a phone call to the relevant authorities. Harsh but fair. Thankfully I'm the proud owner of not one, but two (2), pizza wheel cutters so the unthinkable should never become a reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Get her sorted ffs. Must be the easiest option? Whats wrong with a fucking knife? I usually do all the cooking but I'm pretty certain despite us having a lovely knife set she would cut chicken with scissors if left to her own devices. I spoke about it before but all of her bad habits come from her mother and I worry my relationship with her mother will take a turn for the worst in later life as I don't want her stupidity to influence my children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, NorthernJambo said: These actually look pretty decent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Brilliant Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/26/tim-westwood-hip-hop-dj-biggie-smalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 31 minutes ago, L. Brilliant said: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/jun/26/tim-westwood-hip-hop-dj-biggie-smalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 No, no they don't you utter psychopath. If I ever find out you have purchased a pair of them you will be going straight on ignore after a phone call to the relevant authorities. I'd say that constitutes an anonymous phone call to his employer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 On 6/23/2017 at 08:04, NorthernJambo said: Harsh but fair. Thankfully I'm the proud owner of not one, but two (2), pizza wheel cutters so the unthinkable should never become a reality. Get yourself these to hold those bad boys. (Not the Shandon keks though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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