sonsanorak Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Chips away were pretty decent when we had someone bump/scrape our motor. Nice woman paid for it too after the wife challenged her.Car got dinked again last week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 My mum side swiped a load of cars in Dunfermline. Left them all a note to apologise but only one got in touch. She agreed to just pay the damage. When the car was fixed she drove onto the forecourt of the Ford garage by East End Park and smashed into the same freshly painted car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 37 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: My mum side swiped a load of cars in Dunfermline. Left them all a note to apologise but only one got in touch. She agreed to just pay the damage. When the car was fixed she drove onto the forecourt of the Ford garage by East End Park and smashed into the same freshly painted car. She was probably thinking of me and got a wee thrill, causing her to momentarily lose control of the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: She was probably thinking of me and got a wee thrill, causing her to momentarily lose control of the car She was probably wanking you off at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: She was probably wanking you off at the time. Ah, memories. She has a pneumatic wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 forget about insurance and all the hassle of getting him to pay for damage, it only costs a few quid to repair scratches. wait a few weeks till he's forgotten all about it, then fire a tattie up his exhaust pipe (that's not a euphemism) revenge is best served cold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 forget about insurance and all the hassle of getting him to pay for damage, it only costs a few quid to repair scratches. wait a few weeks till he's forgotten all about it, then fire a tattie up his exhaust pipe (that's not a euphemism) revenge is best served cold This is the second time this week I've seen this reply. Is this a fetish I'm (gladly) unaware of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 I don't know why people keep saying tattie when any self respecting movie fan knows it's a BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Ah, memories. She has a pneumatic wrist. Can you achieve orgasm without mechanical help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 14 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Can you achieve orgasm without mechanical help? Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 How about inserting your banana in his wife's tailpipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 How about inserting your banana in his wife's tailpipe. After its been in said exhaust. That will set the record straight and crush the neighbour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted February 24, 2017 Share Posted February 24, 2017 Was it dodgy parking or was he just being deliberately annoying? In summary was he parking in a tight space or just really shit at it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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