Best/Worst chant heard at your ground?

[lubo_blaha]

Kilmarnock fans were singing "you'll never beat the Killie" on Sunday.

We've beaten them 13 times in a row.

[Cerberus]

Baddiel and Skinner's Three Lions.

 

[jmothecat]

Because Pittodrie is basically a morgue 80% of the time I can't remember many good or bad songs at Pittodrie so mine are from away games.

One of the worst I heard was at Ibrox when David Murray was chairman of the old club. We were kept behind after the game to allow the Rangers fans out and once the stadium was almost empty there was a steward helping a disabled Rangers fan in crutches up the stairs. A group of away fans started singing 'Two David Murray's'.

[Nightmare]

39 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said:

The worst chant I've heard at Firhill has been the awful 'you don't know what you're doing' chant aimed at the referee. It's made an appearance at just about every game I've been at this season, anytime we didn't get a throw-in we deserved or something. It's fucking tragic and I wish it people would stop it.

 

That's really common in all of British football, for some reason. Absolutely shite chant.

[jmothecat]

That's really common in all of British football, for some reason. Absolutely shite chant.

'Referee, you're such a fucking penis, referee, you're a horses arse' is far better imo.

[Dindeleux]

4 hours ago, Nightmare said:

A Firhill favourite of mine from a couple of years ago, to the London Bridge tune:

Derek Adams has no pals

Has no pals, has no pals

Derek Adams has no pals

He's an arsehole

I know a couple of guys who have socialised with Adams through football related stuff and they both said that he is one of the nicest men you could meet.  A true gentleman according to them.

[Dindeleux]

One of the worst chants for me at RP* is "One man went to mow.............went to mow an Ayr fan".

 

For one or two this is ok but it sometimes goes on until 7,8,9,10 and it gets so boring.   

 

 

 

 

*Not really ever at RP, mostly sung on buses to away games or at Somerset.

[Dons_1988]

Because Pittodrie is basically a morgue 80% of the time I can't remember many good or bad songs at Pittodrie so mine are from away games.

One of the worst I heard was at Ibrox when David Murray was chairman of the old club. We were kept behind after the game to allow the Rangers fans out and once the stadium was almost empty there was a steward helping a disabled Rangers fan in crutches up the stairs. A group of away fans started singing 'Two David Murray's'.

I was at that game. Poor guy took what seemed like an age getting up the stairs abused the whole way.

I did enjoy the one time at ibrox we sang 'hello hello, the only song you know' both inside and outside the stadium. I originally thought it was crap about the amount of seethe it caused amongst the home fans was both bewildering and pleasing in equal measures.

[jagfox]

6 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said:

I remember the best one for total randomness was a guy suddenly bursting into the sound of music at ibrox. I'd no idea where it was going but it ended up as.

'The hills are alive with the sound of Ricksen's a w****r'

Another rendition of this ditty occurred during a game at Cappielow when both supports were in the Cowshed and a member of the NGE decided to scale the fence but half way up they realised no one one was following they dropped back down and started a solo of 'The Hills are alive wither sound of shitebags'.

'The Jimmy Savile, he's one of your own ' chants in the first couple of games against Celtic when we came up were pretty cringed and thankfully stopped.

A good one at Parkhead was when there was a pished old Jakey was trying to give some abuse out to the Thistle fans nearby. It was obvious when he started shouting that he was dentally challenged and the chant of 'One tooth, you've only got one tooth' was quite amusing at the time.

[Hammer Jag]

17 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

Another rendition of this ditty occurred during a game at Cappielow when both supports were in the Cowshed and a member of the NGE decided to scale the fence but half way up they realised no one one was following they dropped back down and started a solo of 'The Hills are alive wither sound of shitebags'.

'The Jimmy Savile, he's one of your own ' chants in the first couple of games against Celtic when we came up were pretty cringed and thankfully stopped.

A good one at Parkhead was when there was a pished old Jakey was trying to give some abuse out to the Thistle fans nearby. It was obvious when he started shouting that he was dentally challenged and the chant of 'One tooth, you've only got one tooth' was quite amusing at the time.

Another incident at Cappielow makes me cringe. The usual 'you'll never get a job', 'it must be giro day in Greenock' chants were in full flow (funny) and a Thistle fan decides to go a step further and goades the Morton fans by waving twenty pound notes in their direction. He handed his two young sons a note each so they could join in. Was cringing so much for the guy.

That's the kind of behaviour you would expect from some Chelsea or Arsenal fans at an away game up north.

[jmothecat]

Another one I sort of liked when I first hear it just by how rubbish it was was against Kilmarnock at Pittodrie. Just 'you're not very good, you're not very good, you're not very, you're not very, you're not very good.'

It just seemed so polite for a football chant. Heard it a few times subsequently, but it was the game that Mackie scored a wonder-goal when the Killie keeper sacked the ball against Dazler's head and it went straight in, to put us 3-0 up.

I remember a while ago Dons fans were singing 'Here we go' quite a bit. Always wondered what that actually meant.

There was a game at Tannadice when Zaluska had just signed a pre-season deal with Celtic and the Dons fans started singing 'Celtic's number two' when he had the ball, then went up to 'Celtic's number three, Celtic Celtic's number three' and so on until about eight or nine.

Think this was during the Abhergreen era...

Adopting the 'Sheep are on fire' chant after Hibs fans started singing it at us at Easter Road the following away game against Hibs after the fancy dress burning incident was enjoyable. Became a staple chant not too long after that.

[Flybhoy]

1 minute ago, Hammer Jag said:

Another incident at Cappielow makes me cringe. The usual 'you'll never get a job', 'it must be giro day in Greenock' chants were in full flow (funny) and a Thistle fan decides to go a step further and goades the Morton fans by waving twenty pound notes in their direction. He handed his two young sons a note each so they could join in. Was cringing so much for the guy.

That's the kind of behaviour you would expect from some Chelsea or Arsenal fans at an away game up north.

I remember an Aberdeen fan doing likewise to us up at Pittodrie circa late 90's , the insinuation seeming to be that in the oil capital they are loaded as opposed to poor Weegies, he didnt look so smug a few seconds later when a big north east gust of wind blew the two £20 notes out his hand dissapearing swiftly out of sight 

[jmothecat]

I remember an Aberdeen fan doing likewise to us up at Pittodrie circa late 90's , the insinuation seeming to be that in the oil capital they are loaded as opposed to poor Weegies, he didnt look so smug a few seconds later when a big north east gust of wind blew the two £20 notes out his hand dissapearing swiftly out of sight 

Why would someone from Aberdeen care about losing a paltry £40?

[Duszek]

This is good.

 

[Killie Zenit]

14 minutes ago, Flybhoy said:

I remember an Aberdeen fan doing likewise to us up at Pittodrie circa late 90's , the insinuation seeming to be that in the oil capital they are loaded as opposed to poor Weegies, he didnt look so smug a few seconds later when a big north east gust of wind blew the two £20 notes out his hand dissapearing swiftly out of sight 

Did you not catch them?

[williemillersmoustache]

Who ate all the straw? Who ate all the straw? Dave McPherson, donkey b*****d. He ate all the straw.

Heard that at one of my first ever away days about 1991 on the terracing at Tynecastle. Still makes me laugh.

 

Everywhere we go, Everywhere we go, Everywhere we go, It's the Aberdeen boys making all the noise, Everywhere we go.

Is indescribably awful, utterly cringe-worthy and it must be stopped.

 

[Mr. X]

 Some of the worst ones I've heard:

Wallace Mercer is dead and we're no

Rudi Skiacel is a fucking refugee

You're just a fat Eddie Murphy  - Aimed at Christian Nade

Larry Kingston is a looky looky man 

[Benjamin_Nevis]

7 hours ago, 10menwent2mow said:

I remember the best one for total randomness was a guy suddenly bursting into the sound of music at ibrox. I'd no idea where it was going but it ended up as.

'The hills are alive with the sound of Ricksen's a w****r'

This happened at Tannadice in a game against St Mirren. Me and a few mates went into the away end (when it was the Arklay Street terracing) amongst about 50 St Mirren fans. As Billy Thomson jogged towards the away end goal before kick off and did his jump up and tap the crossbar thing, one of said fans broke into this song (and he actually tried to sing "The hills are aliiiiiiiiive..." bit properly), before breaking into "BILLY THOMSON IS A b*****d" and frequently reminding him that he was a "Ballet dancing c**t". 

The game was a dreadful 0-0 with Kevin Gallacher missing a penalty. £3 well spent. 

[10menwent2mow]

This happened at Tannadice in a game against St Mirren. Me and a few mates went into the away end (when it was the Arklay Street terracing) amongst about 50 St Mirren fans. As Billy Thomson jogged towards the away end goal before kick off and did his jump up and tap the crossbar thing, one of said fans broke into this song (and he actually tried to sing "The hills are aliiiiiiiiive..." bit properly), before breaking into "BILLY THOMSON IS A b*****d" and frequently reminding him that he was a "Ballet dancing c**t". 
The game was a dreadful 0-0 with Kevin Gallacher missing a penalty. £3 well spent. 

Aye that's exactly what the guy did at ibrox. First part sung impeccably.

[8MileBU]

At a Rangers v Aberdeen game several years ago during Dick Advocaats spell just after signing Michael Mols, the Rangers fans were chanting the usual "Yer only sheep-shagging b*****ds!"

The Aberdeen fans came back with "Well we'd rather shag the sheep than Mols's wife!!!" [emoji1]

They might've had a point tbf.