ICTChris Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, throbber said: You are missing the point completely Chris - i have faith in you to see this idea through with me and we can split the profits. I was referring to your use of the term "prinks". if I write the script I want a 65-35 split my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, ICTChris said: I was referring to your use of the term "prinks". if I write the script I want a 65-35 split my way. Fine then - keep me updated on progress and i really do think we could be on to something here. It doesn't need to be a cat that gets run over and killed at the end but i do think he should accidentally kill something in the final scene. Any other input for funny ideas for the screen play please feel free to PM Chris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 40 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Unconscious airlines. We turn up to your house, give you a jag (or glass of milk) and you crash out We stack you and all our other customers like freight on a plane fitted with shelves, take you to your destination and give you another jag to wake you up again. It's like time travel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Me and my girlfriend managed to fix our hoover last week as it wasn't sucking anything up, it was a pretty proud achievement for me and there was serious talk of us starting a small family run business when we travel the country fixing Vax hoovers. I think Dysons would probably be beyond us sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 34 minutes ago, throbber said: Me and my girlfriend managed to fix our hoover last week as it wasn't sucking anything up, it was a pretty proud achievement for me and there was serious talk of us starting a small family run business when we travel the country fixing Vax hoovers. I think Dysons would probably be beyond us sadly. I had a near death experience clearing a vacuum blockage. I sucked the blockage clear and got a lungful of dust, Christmas tree needles etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I had a near death experience clearing a vacuum blockage. I sucked the blockage clear and got a lungful of dust, Christmas tree needles etc. You should get involved in the play writing with Chris and put your St Andrews degree to good use for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "honestly doctor, I was just trying to clear the hoover blockage with my cock" - type-post. How about getting people to work for a football club that you own, for free? I've never had any cock/hoover related problems, though I did scald my cock with an iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: £60 fine and 3 points. Give the Govt. £10 for eah fine issued. Mate of mine went on motor cycling tour in South Africa a couple of years ago. In Namibia he was stopped at a very flimsy and temporary looking checkpoint and told by a huge big African guy he would need to pay 50 Namibian dollars if he wanted to continue on that road. My mate asked if this payment was for the government. "Oh no", says the big guy....."This is for me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, throbber said: You should get involved in the play writing with Chris and put your St Andrews degree to good use for a change. Dear Chris Suggest casting PeeWee Herman as throbber. Kind regards SP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, ICTJohnboy said: Mate of mine went on motor cycling tour in South Africa a couple of years ago. In Namibia he was stopped at a very flimsy and temporary looking checkpoint and told by a huge big African guy he would need to pay 50 Namibian dollars if he wanted to continue on that road. My mate asked if this payment was for the government. "Oh no", says the big guy....."This is for me" Shouldn't have been driving with a headlight out then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Shandon Par said: Dear Chris Suggest casting PeeWee Herman as throbber. Kind regards SP I don't know if i want my persona to be in the screen play. I don't want the show to specifically be about 8Mile but i want it to tell a story of social awkwardness and doing/saying strange things that get ridiculed. I think the jobby throwing scene should be at a dinner date when he is trying to impress a woman rather than a shower after a football game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I can't wait for the first script meeting. Shandon and throbber walk into the Marksman and before anyone has had a chance to rip SPs loafers throbber strides up to teh bar and loudly exclaims "Who'd for some prinks before our script meeting chaps?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I'm seriously buzzing for this - my imagination is running wild. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Can't believe nobody's suggested getting a premium rate phone number, then putting it on a "How's my driving" sticker and then driving round town like a madman. Standards are slipping on this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 If there isn't a scene involving a mascot then it'll be a let down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 My easy money idea is this. It's a pain having to go all the way to the arsehole of Poland to visit Auschwitz. I will build a holocaust theme park here. All I need is wooden posts, barbed wire, a pile of broken glasses, pile of old shoes and a pile of false teeth. Very small outlay. Gift shop selling stripey pyjamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Premium rate chat-line for Downs syndrome homosexuals. 0898downandout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Some form of device that links all of your TV bits and pieces together so that you can turn everything on with a single click of a button (TV, Sky box, surround sound etc etc). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Some form of device that links all of your TV bits and pieces together so that you can turn everything on with a single click of a button (TV, Sky box, surround sound etc etc). A fusebox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: A fusebox? Handy for turning it off right enough. I mean something where you push a little red button and everything starts up, letting you watch TV without needing to hit combinations of buttons. Had a nightmare at a B&B the other week where it turned out that you had to be on HDMI source rather than TV plus a horrible combination of buttons over three different controllers. I'd far prefer: Push 'ON', sit back, watch TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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