resk Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 I was going to call you a disgusting individual, but then I suddenly thought up the idea of a food van selling themed 'Arbeit Macht Fries'. [emoji20] This would be particularly good if it was run by an Aberdonian called Albert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 A dodgy vending machine company that gets installed at major train stations. One out of three items actually given out, in the small print it's advertised as a gambling machine. There would be so many new visitors or tourists you'd make a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Monkey tennis?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 12 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: £3 coins. Make a million of them and sell them to the Royal Mint for £2million. They make £1million, we make £2million. win-win I noticed your cost of production for these million coins is absolutely zero. Presumably you have the raw materials and machinery all already ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted February 20, 2017 Author Share Posted February 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: A dodgy vending machine company that gets installed at major train stations. One out of three items actually given out, in the small print it's advertised as a gambling machine. There would be so many new visitors or tourists you'd make a fortune. Quite often these are marketed as 'normal vending machines'. I had to recoin to reclaim my spring onion crisps in Edinburgh Royal the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Pearbuyerbell said: Quite often these are marketed as 'normal vending machines'. I had to recoin to reclaim my spring onion crisps in Edinburgh Royal the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Willy Yoghurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 15 hours ago, bernardblack said: I have the most sensational app idea that my have lawyers advised me not to share online. Oh, and also the 2:5 diet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Become a Transponster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Pearbuyerbell said: I noticed your cost of production for these million coins is absolutely zero. Presumably you have the raw materials and machinery all already ? Have your people call my people to finesse the details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 "You only Liver twice""Live & Let Fry""Fishfinger""The man with the Golden Crumb""Piefall" Piefall? Sung by Adele? Surely not. Who'd have thunk it? [emoji848] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 19 hours ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: "Piefall" Accident in the kitchen? Think I'd rather Pie Another Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 A pub over here with a policy of just automatically replacing your glass if you're running low on your beer (until you say "that's enough, thanks"), keeping count of what you've had by marking a card on your table. Seen this approach on the continent and loved it. No queues, no rounds, no faff. Should ideally always come in manly a dimpled glass, but unsure if they're banned to prevent folk 'doing a Begbie'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 16 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: A pub over here with a policy of just automatically replacing your glass if you're running low on your beer (until you say "that's enough, thanks"), keeping count of what you've had by marking a card on your table. Seen this approach on the continent and loved it. No queues, no rounds, no faff. Should ideally always come in manly a dimpled glass, but unsure if they're banned to prevent folk 'doing a Begbie'. So if I just sit here you'll keep replacing my glass till I want to leave.................A long day is ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Spain said: Accident in the kitchen? Think I'd rather Pie Another Day. The FA could have been lenient on Sutton's reserve goalie and Live and Let Pie..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 On 20/02/2017 at 12:36, D.A.F.C said: A grass cutting football. No need Just use a watering can filled with two parts whisky to one part water to water your grass and it comes up half cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 BECOME A LEGEND FUNERAL DIRECTORS Lived a boring life? Done absolutely nothing of note? Well fear not because Become a legend funerals will make you sound like you've lived out several action films during your time on Earth. Our fully ordained minister/priest will bullshit the pants off your funeral congregation. Lies include: Dived into the harbour to save a drowning child. Took over a full 747 when the pilot and his co-pilot had heart attacks and landed it on two wheels when the front landing gear packed in. Decapitated a would be rapist with a single karate chop and ended up shagging the Swedish supermodel that you saved. Played lead guitar for Queen on a Japanese tour. Everyone believes a minister/priest! Book your funeral now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 6 hours ago, Andy C said: Everyone believes a priest! Up to a few years ago maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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