DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 We've all seen it, celebrities either on the up & up or clamouring for recognition and dating a better looking, more famous celebrity. So, who's been punching above their weight? Rules- both have to have been famous before the inception of cock in hole- I'll start... Posh & David Beckham- posh is obviously a greasy mink & is punching. Caroline Wozniacki & Rory Mcillroy- the young Irishman was obviously #punching as she is a honey & he is fugly. Bruce Forsyth & Brazilian Miss World- nuff said. I've started with the obvious and could go on, but have any P&Bers, every #punched whilst being a celebrity in their own right? Any other examples welcome...., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. Hardly counts unless, as I suspect, you are Peter Sutcliffe & your missus is a long dead hooker / Leeds Uni student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. Most self respecting women are probably too good for you Shandon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 5 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said: Hardly counts unless, as I suspect, you are Peter Sutcliffe & your missus is a long dead hooker / Leeds Uni student. My old uni tutor said I was the man who put the c**t in Scunthorpe. That tit Donald Trump is punching above his weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Chris Brown, but in a different way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Thread is useless without pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 Thread is useless without pictures. Sorry, totally agree & will update when not on phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris. Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Jim Jeffries(The Australian comedian, not the Scottish one) does a reasonably funny sketch on this subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Oor Andy's definitely punching way above: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Then this 'thing'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 I realise they are divorced now but I've still got no idea how this c**t got wired in about Zooey for so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 In their own right! ETA - Famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirty dingus Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 now divorced but this withered bellend and his milfy asian ex wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 No longer together but Jordan Bratman was way out his league when Christina was Dirrrty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Christina Is bang average without the make up on in fairness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Christina Is bang average without the make up on in fairness. Yes, now perhaps. An absolute wid back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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