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DI Bruce Robertson

Celebrities # punching

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We've all seen it, celebrities either on the up & up or clamouring for recognition and dating a better looking, more famous celebrity. So, who's been punching above their weight?

Rules- both have to have been famous before the inception of cock in hole- I'll start...

Posh & David Beckham- posh is obviously a greasy mink & is punching.

Caroline Wozniacki & Rory Mcillroy- the young Irishman was obviously #punching as she is a honey & he is fugly.

Bruce Forsyth & Brazilian Miss World- nuff said.

I've started with the obvious and could go on, but have any P&Bers, every #punched whilst being a celebrity in their own right?

Any other examples welcome....,

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My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. 

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My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. 

Hardly counts unless, as I suspect, you are Peter Sutcliffe & your missus is a long dead hooker / Leeds Uni student.

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My granny used to say to my missus "you're far too good for him" - whilst pointing and scowling at me. 


Most self respecting women are probably too good for you Shandon.

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5 minutes ago, DI Bruce Robertson said:


Hardly counts unless, as I suspect, you are Peter Sutcliffe & your missus is a long dead hooker / Leeds Uni student.

My old uni tutor said I was the man who put the c**t in Scunthorpe. 

That tit Donald Trump is punching above his weight.

 

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Jim Jeffries(The Australian comedian, not the Scottish one) does a reasonably funny sketch on this subject.

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I realise they are divorced now but I've still got no idea how this c**t got wired in about Zooey for so long. 

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No longer together but Jordan Bratman was way out his league when Christina was Dirrrty:

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Christina Is bang average without the make up on in fairness.


Yes, now perhaps. An absolute wid back then.

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