Sergeant Wilson Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 18 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Wot. Da. Fuq. ? Sorry man but, in my humble opinion, you've just joined the OFTW list. Unless I've been whooshed. Again... Just joined? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 The correct way to use a urinal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: The correct way to use a urinal... Perfectly sensible. The pan is used exclusively for soup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 39 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Only time I sit down for a piss is when I think that I need a shite but then discover that I don't. Conversely, there is surely nothing worse than having what you think is going to be a routine, stand up pee and then finding out the hard way that that other forces decided to take over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I remember laughing like nothing else when as a 12 year old I saw a shite left in the school urinals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 51 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Only time I sit down for a piss is when I think that I need a shite but then discover that I don't. Going for piss on a train while wearing light grey slacks is a good reason. Unless the floor is already sloshing in it, then maybe black jeans would be better option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Going for piss on a train while wearing light grey slacks is a good reason. Unless the floor is already sloshing in it, then maybe black jeans would be better option. Slacks If ever a post deserved a Mods, please this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 51 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: I feel I'm ahead of the curve here, for once in my 57 years. I mentioned this a few days ago and the correct answer is to install a pissoire just below baw height. No dribbles, no 'aiming' problem and no lavvy seat to deal with. Every hoose should have one: I think that's just the sink, auld yin. Do you ever have to move dishes before using it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I think that's just the sink, auld yin. Do you ever have to move dishes before using it? I usually put the dishes in the dish washer. BTW anyone who claims never to have pished in the sink is a woman or a liar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Sitting on the toilet seat at the moment as I type this post, I think this will qualify as one of these moments to post a pish post whilst having a piss sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I usually put the dishes in the dish washer. BTW anyone who claims never to have pished in the sink is a woman or a liar... I pissed in the microwave once when fucking out of it. Obviously I've no recollection of it but my missus tried to get into the kitchen to see what I was up to and apparently I told her to 'get tae' as 'I'm in the toilet ffs'. The most impressive thing about this was that the microwave was about 5ft off the ground (On the counter) and a bit off the floor and I held the door shut whilst doing it. The least impressive thing? Well, I pissed in a microwave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 34 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Going for piss on a train while wearing light grey slacks is a good reason. Unless the floor is already sloshing in it, then maybe black jeans would be better option. That's what the sink is for m10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: The most impressive thing about this was that the microwave was about 5ft and a bit off the floor and I held the door shut whilst doing it. The apotheosis of Micro Boaby IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 For my middle of the night/still half asleep piss not only do I sit down... I face the cistern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: For my middle of the night/still half asleep piss not only do I sit down... I face the cistern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 1 hour ago, Tony Ferrino said: Going for piss on a train while wearing light grey slacks is a good reason. Unless the floor is already sloshing in it, then maybe black jeans would be better option. I dont think i could be paid to sit on a train toilet. Slacks though...are you over 70? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 14 minutes ago, itzdrk said: I dont think i could be paid to sit on a train toilet. Slacks though...are you over 70? Exactly. I'd say that for most public toilets tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Wake up a lot during night needing piss. Problem is I always have a stauner. Sit down piss a must... or I pee everywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 17, 2017 Author Share Posted February 17, 2017 I actually think most of you would be happy to sit down for a pish if this were the type of pan you were encountering: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 For my middle of the night/still half asleep piss not only do I sit down... I face the cistern Hi Butters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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