bennett Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 On 17/02/2017 at 21:17, hellbhoy said: As well as sitting down for a pish I also pish in the shower as well as pishing in the bath just before I get out of it. I have also pished in the sink, cooking pan if desperate and also in a gingy bottle with juice in it and told no one ha ha, pint tumbler, round the back of the house in the old Anderson shetler. There is nothing and nowhere that will stop me having a pish. 52 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Did it mostly when I was younger and my younger bro would be next in line for the dirty water. 25 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: It's a piss thread ffs full of pish posts and your problem is with? Pish. Probably best if I don't mention having a shit in the bath as well trying very hard to make a natural Jacuzzi by squeezing out a fart. Oops too late. Pretty normal behaviour for a Celtic fan tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 35 minutes ago, Jamaldo said: When the amputee f**k pram enthusiast condemns you you know you're fucked. You can add Bennett to that as well. Unlucks Hellbhoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: You can add Bennett to that as well. Unlucks Hellbhoy. Aye being ripped by pish posters!, that's me telt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Just now, (._.) said: If you hold off until about half 12, Kincardine will be along too. It'll then be pished pish posters. Why wait?, I'm on a fucking roll here all by my own-some. Don't need that fuckwit stealing all the attention with his pishy posting style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Trump will be here too in a minute. Don't worry, he only wants to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 On 18/02/2017 at 15:53, Tony Ferrino said: On a similar subject, is there a name for the rubbery stuff that spunk turns into in the shower? Fucks sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Always sit down to pish at work... takes about 20 mins playing on my phone. This. Prolongs the time away from my desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 This. Prolongs the time away from my desk. Nothing worse than someone trying to force their way in though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Nothing worse than someone trying to force their way in though. I have to do that, I'm colour-blind so can never tell if they are engaged or not by looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 I have to do that, I'm colour-blind so can never tell if they are engaged or not by looking. Ah...if someone has shouted "occupado" after it, then it's me and I apologise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 Why would you stand when you can sit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 I find that when I do sit doon for a pish (no need for the reason as it adds nothing to my story) there's always a wee bit.....in fact more than a wee bit....hoses onto my pants or the floor depending on the speed of me standing up. Kind of wastes the sit doon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: I find that when I do sit doon for a pish (no need for the reason as it adds nothing to my story) there's always a wee bit.....in fact more than a wee bit....hoses onto my pants or the floor depending on the speed of me standing up. Kind of wastes the sit doon. Maybe finish pishing first, or shake properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Maybe finish pishing first, or shake properly. I always waggle it vigorously. Maybe it's my girth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 On 2/18/2017 at 15:53, Tony Ferrino said: On a similar subject, is there a name for the rubbery stuff that spunk turns into in the shower? As a first time poster I was planning on a world stopping post on the current state and future of Scottish football combined with a current global political satirical comment, but no, I feel the need to answer this poster. The warm water washes away the 'lubricant element' of the aforementioned man custard and leaves the 'bread and butter' elements which are very 'sticky' . It wont block your drains though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pittsburgh phil Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 As a first time poster I was planning on a world stopping post on the current state and future of Scottish football combined with a current global political satirical comment, but no, I feel the need to answer this poster. The warm water washes away the 'lubricant element' of the aforementioned man custard and leaves the 'bread and butter' elements which are very 'sticky' . It wont block your drains though Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 2 hours ago, johnthebaptistist said: As a first time poster I was planning on a world stopping post on the current state and future of Scottish football combined with a current global political satirical comment, but no, I feel the need to answer this poster. The warm water washes away the 'lubricant element' of the aforementioned man custard and leaves the 'bread and butter' elements which are very 'sticky' . It wont block your drains though First and only post of a Morton fan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 1 hour ago, johnthebaptistist said: As a first time poster I was planning on a world stopping post on the current state and future of Scottish football combined with a current global political satirical comment, but no, I feel the need to answer this poster. The warm water washes away the 'lubricant element' of the aforementioned man custard and leaves the 'bread and butter' elements which are very 'sticky' . It wont block your drains though Have to say that's the best first post I've seen, and with valuable and practical reassurance for those of us who suffer from plumbing related terrors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 On 01/03/2017 at 20:26, johnthebaptistist said: As a first time poster I was planning on a world stopping post on the current state and future of Scottish football combined with a current global political satirical comment, but no, I feel the need to answer this poster. The warm water washes away the 'lubricant element' of the aforementioned man custard and leaves the 'bread and butter' elements which are very 'sticky' . It wont block your drains though Worth a pearl necklace in anyones book........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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