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3 minutes ago, fan of the juniors said:

This game no on the box tonight?

No. Would get fined by UEFA for going on at the same time as the Champions League and no one in tv believes Scottish football is worth it.

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I want 3 grand or I'm grassing, Lee Wallace style...

*f**k you Hibernian,
Mon the GORGIE boiz,
We'll be in the Dunbar end tonight,
Making all the fucking noise.*

So yeah, I'm moderately impressed by the way y'all rapped,
But after me you'll be taken to East Mains to get your asses capped,
Snapped, yeah, just like the output of Marvin Bartley,
You go on about Cummings? Bitch please we got our immortal Paul Hartley.

*f**k you Hibernian,
Mon the GORGIE boiz,
We'll be in the Dunbar end tonight,
Making all the fucking noise.*

So allow me to differentiate from the beige,
As I drop a beat that stays with you for your 4 year championship stage.
So how about that for opposite of first class?
A face like Mcginn no sane woman would everplant their ass.

Oh our pitch was like chocolate fudge cake?
Ripped up by an epileptic, slide tackling James McPake?
f**k sake, tell me please that's the best you got?
Get your tongues out Celtic arses, a point scoring shitebag team that have everything you ain't got.

*f**k you Hibernian,
Mon the GORGIE boiz,
We'll be in the Dunbar end tonight,
Making all the noise.*

Fair dos, you win tonight will be the biggest winning run, 7 since the 70s accredited,
It won't beat 17 or 22, no matter how much you edit it.
Yeah, and sure you'll go on about your scottish cup and Dempster,
But your cup win will end up being as obscure as that number 1 from Telstar.

I'm sorry guys you've had your six games in sun,
Stubbs is the 'you very guy you're telt not worry about',
because he's coming for Neil Lennon whose Hibs career will be, like O'Connor, Riordan, in and out.

So yeah the Edinburgh Derby, a neutrals nadir, but there can only be one, so see here.
As the Cathro juggernaut is coming and it's gathering pace.
See you Hibs boiz later with your tears on your face.

*f**k you Hibernian,
Mon the GORGIE boiz,
We'll be in the Dunbar end tonight,
Making all the noise.*


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10 hours ago, Kool Keith said:

This has turned out to be the whitest thread I've ever seen on the internet. 

Word up. There's too much money-spinnin' commercial shit up in here.

Time for rhymes that are just a lil' bit more credible.

 

[Chorus]

I don't know what you heard 'bout Hibees
But a snitch can't get a dollar of our Gs
No Union Jack, not one, just 'Two-Three'
Cos we're the motherfucking H-F-C-C

[Repeat]

[Verse 1]
Now Porty, we in that club, we dancing for hours
We got a thing for that Kuqi, that Hendy, that Dauda
That Keatcee, Petrie - BAR-telly - Stokesey, Ann and Juanma
Budge feed them foolish fantasies, they pay her cause they want her
She hit at little Leeann, then hit on Potter
A hour later, Hibs are one-up and Hearts have nada.
Them trick Jambos in her ear saying they think about her
I got that bitch by the bar trying to drink her tears & snotters.
She like our style, she like our Isle, she like our street Leith Walk
She from *** country, think she like me 'cause I come from Cork.
I ain't that Jambo trying to holla cause I want some bread
I'm that Hibby crying to Allah cause I want them dead
I should care less how she performed with Hearts - 'in the red'
Bitch kick them back, cast a bait, and scum will pay their quid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see?
You fucking with me, you fucking with the H-F-C-C

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
We're bout the money you see, girl you can holla at me
If you fucking with me, we'll call The Y-L-T
Now if you see a Hibby, a right wing-back, no greasy
Head with no hair - bitch - he's the G-O-A-T
Come get money with me, if you curious to see
how it feels to be with the H-F-C-C
Roll in the Beanz with me, you could watch some J.C.
From our Section Forty-Three, all the T-I-M-E
Girl we could pop some ***'s brain and we could have a brawl
We could toast their afterlife, girl we could halve them all
We could really merge girl, and build Gorgie Mall
If ever you needed some ***, give Lee Wallace a call
I'll knee Bears and kick Blues up and treat them like a ball
If Hearts got problems just dissolve'em - 'cos we're big, they're small
H-I-V-E-E-S F-C-C won't quit.
We're Lochend - I'm Farmer - and we Hibs'd It, BITCH

 

H.F.C.C. by Kwik Fiddy

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I think Lennon's post-match rant on Saturday was all about tonight.

Hibs are solid at the back with guys like Gray and McGregor, and good in midfield with the likes of Bartley and McGinn, and I think they've got a bit of zip up front, which we'll have to watch - I reckon they'll be physical again, and one of their front boys will likely sit on Tziolis again - I know I would.

I think Hibs will reckon that, having matched us in the first game, they can do so again, and maybe be more attacking in this game - they'll certainly be in our faces.

From memory of the first game, Hibs have a surprisingly strong bench as well.

I'm more concerned with how Hearts set up and play, of course - I'd have Djoum in a central role - f**k playing him wide.

I'd also have Goncalves wide left to begin with, assuming Johnsen is fit to start through the middle.

Walker has to impose himself this time after being largely anonymous in the first game, and, hopefully, guys like Struna and Sowah will know what to expect having experienced their first Edinburgh derby.

I'm also more of an old-school rap fan, so I'll have a wee bit of Trouble Funk, if you don't mind.

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They should have made this a tea time 5pm kick off so us neutrals could enjoy it on the TV,fucking champions league is a load of boring pish.


f**k ye's. Barring a few thousand puddledrinkers who obviously don't have a high allocation of tickets I've no sympathy and actually delighted it's not live. For years the fans who actually bother their arse to attend games have been fucked about upside down and inside out just to suit the armchair brigade
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